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Luna Munroe

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Aug 1, 2013

Review by TORCHWOOD1, August, 2013

It's ironic this is Luna's seventh review - because like the number, I consider myself the luckiest son of a bitch ever, when I decided to check out, in a moment of whimsey, a budding new escort in the Big Apple, calling herself Luna. Best. Decision. Ever. Even better than my buying Apple stock in 2002 at $ 20/share because I liked my new iPod. What initially struck me was her youthful enthusiasm. I checked out her profile and bingo, she had a blog. I have a real soft spot for ladies with a blog. I read through it, and realized that she was witty, tres appealing, and clearly loved to write. So, I made contact - and well, I've been an official Luna-tic for the past three months. However, I've been negligent in submitting a review. So that changes today with a review of our most recent encounter. Bottom line - Luna is a genuinely sweet, intelligent, and sexy petite young woman of color. She really has been unique among the providers I've seen - think MaryAnn vs. Ginger. Only this MaryAnn is also a kinky WOC. Luna makes you feel comfortable and special, like you were with a FWB - and VIPs can read on to learn more about those mindblowing benefits...

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Laila

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Aug 1, 2013

Review by TORCHWOOD1, August, 2013

I was introduced to Laila through LunaNYC, whom I raved about here before multiple times. Luna has excellent taste and we definitely share the same kinky spirit and attitude, so I was confident I would like Laila. Well, 'like 'is probably as strong an understatement in this case as saying Manhattan real estate is 'affordable'. And actually, our introduction was, well, quite a bit more than that... but I digress. Anyway, Laila is a college student like Luna, and an absolute stunner. So much so, that I had to see her again by herself for an encore. To my surprise, I learned that although Laila has been around for almost two years, she has been very low volume, and essentially remained under the radar, with no reviews. Well, I'm probably going to be kicking myself later, but TER really helped me be a successful hobbyist with an outstanding experience every time thanks to the information here - so I guess it's payback time. My overall impression of Laila - well, I couldn't find the words, but found someone who did: Eric Clapton, although he didn't spell it the same way. What'll you do when you get lonely And nobody's waiting by your side? You've been running and hiding much too long. Layla, you've got me on my knees. Layla, I'm begging, darling please. Layla, darling won't you ease my worried mind. I feel like Edward Snowden by making you all aware of Laila, but she really deserves to be better known. She is sweet, smart, sensual and sexy without even trying. Skilled too - and VIPs can go on to learn more about exactly how and why...

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Noura Kaidu

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Jul 1, 2013

Review by TORCHWOOD1, July, 2013

During my journeys through the internet, I somehow stumbled across a post from Axelle - a former UTR who recently decided to start seeing new men and was having a special introductory rate. Curious about the author and intrigued by the name, I kept clicking and ended up on her website. That’s where I struck gold. Witty posts. Hot pictures. Cute videos. Hot pictures. Amusing musings. Hot pictures. And, of course, hot pictures. I reached out to her via email, we sent some teasing emails back and forth, and before I knew it, somehow that French femme fatale had me draining my savings account and setting up a rendezvous – it seemed if she had her way it would’ve been mere hours, instead of a few days later – out on Long Island. After a teasing phone call the night before, which got both of us raring to go, I met Axelle at the train station the following morning. Actually, that’s about as big an understatement as ‘things got a little wet with Superstorm Sandy.’ I should say: I experienced Axelle. This tall, statuesque Glamazon came striding down the platform. I immediately recognized her by the Louboutin’s she said she would be wearing. The trademark red soles matched the bright red dress that she had somehow fit herself into, creating crazy curves that no thrill ride could ever hope to match. Normally, I would’ve been dumbstruck by the DD’s that were jutting in my face like a bad 3D movie effect, but my eyes shot upwards to see the face I had been longing to see. And under a broadrimmed floppy black sunhat, I was blinded by a face that even daVinci, at the height of his artistic genius, could never capture on canvas. I saw sparkling green eyes, full lips spread in a huge smile, encircled in falling curls of blonde and brown hair. C’est magnifique. We walked hand in hand to my car, ignoring the dozens of green eyes of jealousy from both men and women that followed us, and headed off to our temporary playground. VIPs read on, but Axelle is a real French national treasure – unlike Jerry Lewis – and I will be returning to La Belle Axelle tout de suite.

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Angela Dani / Penelope

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Jun 1, 2013

Review by TORCHWOOD1, June, 2013

For someone new to the scene, LunaNYC has quickly become one of my regular must-sees. I have a healthy respect for her excellent tastes, so when Luna told me I would enjoy meeting a friend of hers from North Carolina was coming to New York to visit - I was flattered. When Luna added that, by the way, she is also a provider - well, my interest level rose several thousand fold. How could I say no? Lol. I figured I might as well TOFTT with a FOAF (just Friend of a Friend, for those who assumed it was some new sexualvacronym). And Luna was right on the mark again. I met Angela in her nice hotel room in the city, and was greeted by a petite - even a smidgen more than Luna herself - exotic (African and Asian - wow!) looking well dressed young woman with long wavy dark hair, glasses and a bright smile. She was the perfect hostess, charming, sweet, cool, and really interesting to talk with. Once her dress came off, after a little of the wine spilled on it - checking off another item from Torchwood's bucket list :) - I was able to fully appreciate her spinner physique - perky A cups that fit perfectly in my palms, a tight slim torso, and like Luna, a beautiful ass that gave her some nice prominent curves below the waist. Angela is a take charge kind of woman, and... well VIP reader can find out what happened next. Ms. Angela is the best FOAF it's been my pleasure to meet and since her career and interests should be bringing her back to New York again, it will definitely NOT be the last time our paths - or tongues - will cross paths.

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Valeriya and Luna

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Jun 1, 2013

Review by TORCHWOOD1, June, 2013

I can't say enough about LunaNYC. It's been just over a month since she made her debut in the Manhattan hobbyiing scene, and I'm officially a Luna-tic. So when Luna advertised double trouble with a “cute blonde punk rocker friend, I was soon scheduled for some nouvelle fusion Russian-Haitian cuisine, courtesy of Ms. Valeriya Dorogaya. When I arrived for my evening seating, I was greeted by the lovely Valeriya and Luna. Although this technically was a threesome, I have chosen to review Val separately, this was my first time with her and she certainly did her best to keep my attention focused on her. I was delighted to see a slim 5’4” vivacious blonde in a filled-to-bursting hot pink bra and matching pink panties – also filled to bursting, posteriorly. I also was taken by her shoulder length straight blonde hair, mischievous eyes, slender torso, and long legs. As stated on her website, she has some colorful bodyart on her arms, hip, and lower abdomen – which could’ve been a distraction, but wasn’t, because of her charm and sensuality. In fact, I remember the lustful look in her eyes, and ruby red lips a lot better than her tattoos – but maybe that’s because her face was so mesmerizing. VIP's can learn more about our tagteam threesome. Bottom line: That sessions was undoubtedly in the top ten – no, top three - hottest and most memorable hobbling encounters in my entire life.

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TORCHWOOD1

5 Customer Reviews by TORCHWOOD1

Luna Munroe

Review by TORCHWOOD1, August, 2013

Laila

Review by TORCHWOOD1, August, 2013

Noura Kaidu

Review by TORCHWOOD1, July, 2013

Angela Dani / Penelope

Review by TORCHWOOD1, June, 2013

Valeriya and Luna

Review by TORCHWOOD1, June, 2013

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