Amber
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Review by THATSHYONE, September, 2025
By far the worst experience I've ever had. The back and forth should have tipped me off. She seemed disinterested and then interested and back again. A couple of hours before our session, she canceled. Text me the next day like nothing happened. I decided to give it another try. Good at first again, then kept asking the she question over and over. Was I OK with dogs? Yes, I love them. Are you OK with dogs? Umm, yes. I finally get there, and she's on the porch smoking. Looking at me like, "Who are you?" Took a few seconds before it clicked. Get inside, and she grabs a half bottle of bacardi up off the floor to have a drink. Not looking anywhere as good as her pictures. After a few minutes, it was obvious she was drunk. We did start fooling around for a little bit. Until she bit me. In the process of saying that hurt, she noticed I had a broken tooth. She immediately got up and spent a good 5 minutes telling me how ashamed I should be. She then took a cigarette break. This is 12 minutes in. Tells me I'm terrible at making conversation. Untrue. Me: "So have you traveled anywhere?" Her: (scoffs) well yeah I've worked on 6 States. You?" Me: "Yeah, I've...." her: (laughs) "Yeah, I don't care." Go back inside and she takes her stockings off. Then starts back in on how could think she would be ok with the tooth. She has some huge braces and I should have know she wouldn't be ok with it. I left after 30 minutes, paid for 2.5. She was nice enough to give me back 25% of the donation. Don't just avoid, run, run as fast as you can. A bunch of scab looking spots on her legs and feet. Unkempt crotch. I wish I would have trusted my instincts.
