Logan Laine
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Review by CARMONTEFULL846, July, 2025
I absolutely regret booking with Logan Laine! I scheduled a one-hour session with her. Had to do all this screening just to get by with her secretary. Finally, when the night of our session arrives, I was waiting outside my place for a good ten minutes when Logan finally texts me telling me she's running late (yeah no kidding). I said "Okay fine, just text or call when you're five minutes away." 15 minutes later and she finally pulls up (never texted or called me to tell me she was five minutes away like I requested). At first, I didn't recognize her because she looked like she had just gotten out of bed and was possibly sick (definitely not what is advertised in her pictures!). She said "Hi". I tried smiling to hide my frustration, and I said "Hi" back. Then literally the next thing she says to me is "Okay honey, so it looks like we only have a half hour together, probably gonna have to make this fast." I said, "Well, I paid for an hour." And she said, "Yes sweetie, but I got here a little late, and I can't control traffic." I'm thinking "How is that my fault?" But I didn't say anything because I didn't want to start an argument. When we get inside my apartment, she asks to use my bathroom (her secretary told me to leave the money in the bathroom and so I figured she was going to collect). I pointed her to where the bathroom was and she was like, "Thanks! Be right out!" I then sit on the couch, and after twelve minutes I start to get agitated. I just shout to her "Is everything okay?!" She doesn't respond. I decide to give her five more minutes before I start knocking on the door. After two minutes, I hear the toilet flush. Then she flushes the toilet again. Then she finally comes out and asks me if I have any food. I tell her no. She asks if I have anything to drink. I said, "Would you like some soda?" And she said, "Sure." I get her her soda, and then she tells me (in a sort of condescending tone) "Okay sweetie we gotta make this fast." I said, "Yeah, obviously." So, we sit on my couch and then she starts asking me all these personal questions. I'm looking at the time because it looks like we have less than twenty minutes left, and so finally I cut her off and say "Yeah I don't mean to be rude, but I don't think we have enough time." And she responds with, "Well honey I told you I can't control traffic." And I said, "Yeah but that's not my fault and I'm entitled to my full hour." With that, she gets a look of anger on her face and tells me that she needs to get to know me first. I told her that her secretary already screened me, and she says "I know that sweetie, but I need to screen you too." I couldn't believe it. At about this point the alarm on her phone starts going off. She looks at her phone and is like "Look honey, I think we're running out of time here, but we can always reschedule." I'm thinking to myself "Are you kidding? Why would I ever reschedule with you ever again?!" I just told her that I deserved to get my full hour and that this was ridiculous. She starts accusing me of being rude and tells me that our time is up and that if I want to reschedule with her then I already know how to reach her. With that she walks out and gets in her car and drives off. What a total rip-off! I felt like I had been robbed.