MIDDLEMANJ

Aug 1, 2016

Review by MIDDLEMANJ, August, 2016

I visited Stella and had a really nice time. I'm tempted to write a bad review, create another username and write another bad review, and repeat the cycle until she has no more clients so I can have her all to myself. However, I'm not comfortable with lying so here is the truth. We texted each other and the longest I waited for a reply was two minutes. That's a huge plus for me. Stella's text messages passed the spelling, punctuation, and grammar test. She is well spoken and obviously educated. Our conversation wasn't littered with, ain't, I got, uh-huh, or any type of slang you would normally hear just before, Do you want fries with that? Another huge plus. Stella was dressed very sexy and she greeted me with a hug. (I'd love to see her in a faded pair of tight jeans.) She wore her hair wavy; just shy of curly. She wears makeup in her photos, but she had none or very little on when I saw her. She looks better without it. Besides, it serves no purpose to mess with perfection. Stella has a girl next door look which is another huge plus for me. It reminded me of when I was 17 and wanted to bang my next door neighbor...and her little sister...and her mother for that matter. Maybe I was 12. I can't remember, but I digress. She made me feel comfortable which isn't an easy task as my big two-incher was crawling out of my pants. I asked her to make like I was the best she's ever had and fake it if she had to. Stella is very enthusiastic and accommodating. The eye-contact was another huge plus for me. Stella chuckled at my stupid jokes and I felt like we had a connection. Maybe we did or maybe we didn't, but it doesn't matter because I felt that way nevertheless. I could say a lot more, but I'm meeting with my realtor so I can sell my house and use the proceeds to see her more often and I need to go shopping for a tuxedo and gown. Stella is worth every nickel and then some. If you don't run to see her, you're most likely a total idiot.