Savannah Simone
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Review by JNUT, April, 2015
I'm not a regular of the hobby and even less frequent reviewer but I have seen my fair share of providers. That being said, Savannah is definitely attractive and as has been noted looks like a cute college co-ed you might have hooked up with if I were still that age. We started communicating weeks before we met but it took a bit to check my references and it took a fair bit of effort to schedule. Her availability is very fluid so it's definitely best to schedule ahead. We booked a few days out and I was looking forward to finally seeing her. She is very professional in her emails and we set a time to meet at her incall near LAX. New hotel that was very nice and a great location for a meeting. Things were off to a great start. I got there a little early because I was coming from the westside and traffic wasn't as bad as I expected in the afternoon. I sent her a note that I arrived early and grabbed a drink at the bar to wait. She txted that she was still getting ready and then had me come up a few minutes before our scheduled time. When she stepped out from behind the door, she was the attractive girl I was expecting. No model but definitely cute and fit. She was wearing a nice white dress. She offered me a shower which I didn't need then asked if I wanted a massage which I took her up on because there was just an awkward air and I thought that would break the ice. I placed the donation on the table and undressed. She gave me a nice but unenthusiastic massage fully dressed while we chatted a bit to get to know each other. VIPs read on but in summary, she is a nice girl but I stopped mid session first round, cleaned up and left because she was so detached and clearly not into it that it made me feel really uncomfortable and neither of us was going to have a good time. She's clearly new to the business (she said she started in Feb and doesn't plan to do this long) which may account for my experience. I can also chalk it up to a YMMV situation but as a mid-30s, only about 15 pounds overweight, pretty social guy (I work in sales) I've never had that type of awkwardness or interaction with a provider before. I've never stopped and left mid-session like that but it got so awkward there was just no point in staying and left feeling pretty empty and unsatisfied, stress unrelieved.