HULKSMASHED is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 37 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.1 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Ms Parker →
I love particular types of BBW’s. The curvy types with tits and ass. Ma Parker for the build and called her up. Setup was smooth. Since the first meetup, I saw her a couple times since. She a solid provider.
Read all reviews for Kelly Splash →
This one's ad bought me out of semi-retirement. I mean, her looks and body are off the chain. I had to see if she was legit. The setup was smooth as granite. She is pleasant, easy on the eyes, with just a hint of confidence that you will find lustful. She is only in town for a few days, and I plan on seeing her every day until she leaves.
Read all reviews for Love →
Love has been on my bucket list for a few years now. Since she is primarily outcall, my schedule never really aligned until recently. She is exactly like the pics and videos, which is slender, sexy, and attractive. Setup was smooth, with some screening before she traveled to my outcall location. I will certainly repeat.
Read all reviews for Brianna Belle →
I've seen Brianna off and on over the years but I wouldn't call myself a regular. You will find her communication style, direct and professional, mainly by text message. She typically hosts in Laurel at the same hotel. She will occasionally travel to Waldorf, MD, but rarely. Her pics are updated and pretty accurate. Overall, a very solid provider.
Read all reviews for Crystal Springs →
Crystal has been a long-time favorite of mine. I love everything about her, from her slender and natural frame to her personality. She has been quasi retired for a number of years but she back like she never left. Setup is smooth and she has a laid back attitude. I think you will enjoy her.
Read all reviews for Madeline TZE / Madeline Tease →
It’s always good to catch up with old friends. After a long pause Maddy was close enough for us to connect. Professional and punctual as usual. Now she has me pinging her to run it back. Definitely will be seeing her again.
Read all reviews for Chocolate →
Wanted to try a new provider with a natural phat ass and Chocolate was nearby. Overall satisfactory experience and will repeat
Read all reviews for Stacey Monroe →
Stacey is a stunning provider. She really goes the extra mile to make you feel comfortable. If I had a complaint it would be her time management. I imagine it’s a result of the phenomenal service she offers. She is definitely a must see.
Read all reviews for Honey Rose →
Seen Honey Rose post a few times. I just so happened to be available when she posted. She is the type of provider I cater too. She is natural, great personality and respectful of your time. Quality provider.
Read all reviews for Godiva →
Seen Godiva in various locations: Camp Springs, Clinton, Upper Marlboro and Alexandria, Va. I would qualify her as a regular of mine at this point. Very easy going personality and accommodating. She is a dark skinned, natural provider with nice full breasts. No complaints at all.
Read all reviews for Brooke →
After weeks of seeing Brooke's ad I took the plunge. She had some mixed reviews but I found my time with her to be solid. She does change up her wigs quite a bit but the body still the same. Good personality and service. Worth seeing again.
Read all reviews for Renee →
Maaan!!! When I saw her posting I stopped everything to schedule a meeting. Looks, personality and session was all on point. Have already repeated. I might keep this one around for a while...lol
Read all reviews for Naomi Parker →
Unfortunately the current Naomi Parker is not the past version of Naomi Parker. Over the years she has put on some weight, mainly in her mid section and it takes away from the physical attraction a bit. Service is still fantastic. Great personality and setup but you should know her physical dimensions are different which sucks because her service is A1. On the fence if I return.
Read all reviews for Beauty →
I wish I had reviews of her before I took one for the team. Her ass had me interested so I ignored all the red flags. Guys please please please listen. This is a warning, she is nothing more than a qv provider. She is turrible but her ass is phat as hell.
Read all reviews for TeonaMonroe →
Was presented with Teonna’s profile by a group of likeminded hobbyists. I was in awe immediately. Loved her natural look. Our meeting did not disappoint as she is a true gem. I hate that she isn’t local to DC as I would be a regular for certain. Definitely recommend seeing her.
Read all reviews for Dana →
Very attractive provider that lacks the personality to keep you repeating. That is the most honest review I can offer. Yes, she is the lady in the pictures but the sessions are not memorable. They are just blah. Not much communication but her setup is pretty nice and efficient. If you value service, this one may not be the one for you but if you prefer an ok service with the plus of looks then she may be for you.
Read all reviews for Cashae →
Seen Cashae a few time now. When I first saw her pictures I honestly thought they were fake. She is the real deal. I challenge anyone to find a provider in the DC area with a body better than hers. Correction, any one with a natural body better than hers. She is very pleasant and easy to talk to with just enough freak to keep you coming back. She is dark skinned, curvy with a nice, full rack and ass. Her services are covered but I have been a regular for the past 2-3 months. You gotta go see her. She is flawless. Ive seen her Incall and Outcall.
Read all reviews for Faye Lion →
Seen Faye twice. First time was solo, the second occasion was doubles action. Overall you will find Faye a delight. She is smart, attractive and a freak, which are all great qualities. You will find her very articulate. Overall a very pleasant experience. She operates mostly in downtown DC, which is inconvienent but will travel for outcalls with a deposit. She is definately repeat and regular worthy. Please note she recently removed her number as she prefers contact via email.
Read all reviews for Kimberlee Coxxx →
Kim is easy on the eyes. Probably one of the most naturally beautiful providers. She is stunning when she ads make up. Kim stands a solid 5'10, caramel skin with a very nice body. What you get in the session is one's best guess. As a customer I find her sessions tense and unpredictable but you will get what you bargained for in the service. I recommend to those with the right temperament. No what you want, don't play games and keep everything above board and respectful and you will be cool.
Read all reviews for Currency →
Currency is a young thick provider that works mostly in Southern Maryland area. If you elect to see Currency more than likely its due to her lower body. That is her most redeeming quality. The overall experience was solid but the verification process needs some work. I found her surprisingly pleasant and welcoming for a younger provider. Currency is someone I recommend seeing if you like her measurables.
Read all reviews for Ms. P →
I make it a habit to see Ms. P annually, and this year is know exception. This time she popped up closer to my abode and gave her a call. Ms. P is not for everyone, especially if you prefer youth and looks over performance. I will take performance over looks any day of the week. Its a bonus if you find someone who has the looks and provides great performance. Ms. P is an older provider but the performance is A+. Repeat worth.
Read all reviews for Brianna Belle →
It is not often I crave a Latina but Brianna's photos and videos had me intrigued. Everything was very professional and without any hiccups. About as solid of a session as one could ask for and that is saying a lot as I am not someone that frequents Latina's very often. Definitely worth the price of admission and repeat worthy.
Read all reviews for Katrina Kiss / Vanessa / Pandora →
Scratch one off the bucket list. Been meaning to check out Vanessa for a while now. Finally had the chance to meet her. Typically the setup is fairly simple but I ran into some issues as she missed labeled my number. What you see is what you get with Vanessa. I found her friendly with a great personality and a bunch a fun to be around. Oh and her breasts are GINORMOUS. It was the very reason why I scheduled time with her. She travels a lot so do not expect her to be a main stay in the DMV. I left satisfied and will probably repeat if given the right scenario. Solid provider.
Read all reviews for Crystal Springs →
Its been a while since I updated Crystal's profile. Not much has changed with Crystal, she remains a spinner type provider with a nice body and great menu. Socially she is cool as well. Some providers you cannot stand to be in the room with more than 15 minutes but that is not the case with Crystal. You will enjoy yourself. What you see is what you get from Crystal. She remains the standard by which I rate providers. Highly recommend.
Read all reviews for Diamond Londyn Diamond Banks →
My experience with Diamond can best be summed up as surprising, satisfying, exotic, thrilling and fulfilling. Diamond is all that her ad says she is and then some. A mix of beauty, fun, freaky and submissive all while having grade A beef breasts. Really attractive lady with an appetite to satisfy. I been meaning to check out Diamond for some time and I now upset I did not see her sooner. I highly recommend her. Every so often we stumble upon some diamonds in the rough. She, I am happy to report, is a keeper.
Read all reviews for Caramel →
Been conversing with a fellow hobbyist that I need to check out Caramel when she was closer to my area. I was finally able to meet up with her and the pix are really of her, which is a thick, busty woman with a big arse. I guess many categorizes her as a BBW but I would not say she is a big BBW although she does have a little stomach. Everything about the session was solid, from the setting of the appointment, conversation and experience. Caramel, I found, to be a true delight and is worth repeating. There are some things about the session I need to inform you before you check her out but you need to be a VIP.
Read all reviews for Fire →
I have seen Fire a number of times over the years. Not much has changed in that she is an excellent provider with a hell of an body. Conversely from our earlier meetings, Fire elects to work the Baltimore - Laurel, MD area. She may gander into NE DC every so often but not often. If you like dark-skinned, athletic build providers with an fantastic arse, she is your girl. I will repeat and have repeated but her location makes it difficult to see her as a regular.
Read all reviews for DejaVu / Candy →
I am a long time customer of Deja Vu's. I find her sessions to be wonderful. She is cordial, freaky and a good communicator. Whenever she is in the DC Metro area I make it a point to see her as it is like meeting up with old friends. Her prices are creeping up there but it is money well spent. Her breasts and face are the attention grabbers with her but you will learn to love her personality as well. A+ provider. VIP's read on.
Read all reviews for Crystal Springs →
I typically wait a year to update a providers profile but given there has been a change in Crystal's menu I figured the update is warranted. Crystal is probably the best young AA providers in the DC Metro area. She is good peeps, punctual with a very open menu. She has a spinner type frame with a few tats. It is rare a provider has an overwhelming amount of positive reviews so that should tell you something. I have been a regular of Crystal's going on a year now. VIP's read on.
Read all reviews for Ms Black / Gia Godiva →
I have been seeing Gia about 8 months now. I would consider her a regular at this point. Basic 3 call system gets you to her apartment. She is really down to earth. The pix are really her. She is a dark skinned, attractive lady. You will have a good time if you treat her with respect and kindness. VIP's read on.
Read all reviews for Promise →
I feel it is time to update this providers profile. I have seen her plenty of times since my last write up. She is a quiet but willing provider. She is a dark-skinned woman with enormous tits. Not not much ass but I promise you will have a nice time. Two call system gets you to her hotel door. She is a real sweet girl. She has picked up some weight over the years but I would not consider her fat. I am a repeat customer and favorite.
Read all reviews for Kimberlee Coxxx →
I am really torn on the type of review to give Kim. I have seen her a lot over the past 1.5 years, whether at her apartment or hotel. In the beginning the service was great. She is very, very attractive with a nice ass. But it just seemed the more familiar she became with me her mannerisms changed. I stopped calling her and it is ashame too because she is a beautiful woman. I will keep my distance for a few months and maybe try one last time to see if she was going through something.
Read all reviews for Goldie Sweets →
I saw Goldie had some favorable ratings so I gave her a call when she posted. Basic 2 call system got me to the door. She was just like the posting except for the hair. She is really laid back with a country swag to her (but humble). She is not someone you will turn around to check out if you passed her in the mall but her services are on point. VIP's read on.
Read all reviews for Ms Black / Gia Godiva →
I saw Gia's pix and wanted to try her out. I love darker women and she certainly fits the build. Basic two call system go me to her hotel. She is attractive, nothing model material or anything but attractive. Had a good time VIP's read on and I will repeat.
Read all reviews for Mercedes Luxe / Mya Lust →
Was just browsing the ads on backpage and saw her picture. I did not plan on seeing anyone but gave her a call more out of curiosity than me being horny. I called, she picked up and we set a date 45 minutes from my call. She gave me her location. I arrived on time, called her up and she gave me the room number. She is beautiful but a little reserved. She must have asked if I was affiliated with law enforcement like 3 or four times. Understandable as I am a big dude.I proved her the donation on the night stand but prefers you to get comfortable before she comes out of her shell. I must admit I want to give her a bad review so the secret does not get out but I will definitely repeat. VIP members read on.
Read all reviews for Crystal Springs →
I have seen Cyrstal a while now yet she still asks me everytime I call "am i affiliated with law enforcement".I keep telling to save my number so she can stop asking me that. Of course she does not. Anyway basic two call system before you enter. Her pix are really her. She is not the prettiest escort on backpage but far from ugly. Has a petite frame and will engage in small talk. VIP's read on.
Read all reviews for Ms. P →
It all started a few months ago when I was horny and none of my regulars answered. I saw Ms. P's add and was curious. She posts on several sites so I gave her a call. It was a challenge finding her spot but once I did she answered the door. She is a heavy set older woman but her pix are her. She really makes you feel comfortable and have repeated many times. VIP's read on and find out why.