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Mona Capone / Bianca Bliss

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Jun 1, 2026

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, June, 2026

I have to believe that these positive reviews are anomalies or fake. This was hands down the WORST experience I've ever had.

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Natalie

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Feb 1, 2026

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, February, 2026

Easy to make an appt. Emailed the scheduler and found a time that worked on the same day and I was on my way to a nice apt. in NE

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Lola

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Dec 1, 2025

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, December, 2025

Was lucky enough to get a same day appointment with Lola. Cozy apartment in uptown and met by a very beautiful and sexy young woman. I plan on repeating.

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Nala

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Sep 1, 2025

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2025

My recent visit with Nala was my second. She's a gorgeous, petite woman with an incredible touch. I will likely be back

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Sophia

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Sep 1, 2025

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2025

Went to a kind of run down place in South Minneapolis. Not the most succinct directions and had to walk around a block not feeling super safe to find the place. Once I got in I found an attractive and very young woman. She gave a nice massage and we had a little fun but I doubt I'll be back.

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Natalia / Talia

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Aug 1, 2025

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, August, 2025

I'd seen Talia'a ads for a while. In a familiar North Loop place that is clean and quiet. I had an enjoyable time and may repeat but there are a lot of other options out there

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Pixel

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Jul 1, 2025

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, July, 2025

I had seen Shane years ago and decided to give her another go. Her new manmade features are nice but I won't be back

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Olivia Clark

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May 1, 2025

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, May, 2025

I had seen Olivia years ago so it had been quite a while. Went to a somewhat sketchy apartment in uptown. Had a basic massage with a decent ending. Not likely to repeat anytime soon.

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Ava Sophia

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Apr 1, 2025

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, April, 2025

I'd seen Ava's ads on ME for a while and decided to give her a try. After a misfire at a different location, met her at her new location. A decent massage from a nice woman. On the fence as to whether I'll repeat or not

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Erika

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Mar 1, 2025

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, March, 2025

Went to Erika's location to see another provider who flaked and didn't tell me. Erika said, "Hi. Are you here for 'flaky'" Yes. I was. She was available and asked if I'd like to see her. I'd already drove there so why not? While not my first choice, she still filled in pretty nicely. I may be back, not sure.

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Nely

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Dec 1, 2024

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, December, 2024

It seems based on the reviews that there's not much middle ground with Nely but I had a very nice time. Went to her North Loop incall. Parking can be a little rough there but not terrible. I found her to be attractive, friendly and skilled.

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Anja

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Nov 1, 2024

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, November, 2024

A nice older provider. Attractive and gives a decent massage. I probably will not be back for personal reasons

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Melanie Vixen

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Oct 1, 2024

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, October, 2024

Melanie offers a "milking table experience" and I've always wanted to try that so I took the plunge. It wasn't 100% what I expected but Melanie is a very nice and accommodating woman. I had a great time.

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Emalee

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Sep 1, 2024

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2024

Met Emmalee at the side door of an apartment complex a few blocks north of 494. I had a great time with Emmalee and she was much cuter than I expected. Book with confidence

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Kimberly Shae

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Sep 1, 2024

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2024

Had seen Kimberly's pics for quite a while and decided to take the plunge. Got to a sparsely furnished place near uptown, placed my donation down and laid on a mattress on the floor. A very nice massage and great finish. She's a beautiful woman and a very nice person.

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Snow Iris

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May 1, 2024

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, May, 2024

A lovely woman who does a great massage. When I'm both sore and aroused, I'll repeat.

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Ali Lynn / AliMae

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Dec 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, December, 2023

Set up a same day appt. with Ali's scheduler. Super simple, directions clear. Nice incall and a smokin' hot and accommodating woman. I'll be back.

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Kitty / Tabby Katz

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Dec 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, December, 2023

I had been wanting to see Kitty for quite some time but could never make the schedule work. She's a very intelligent, talkative and engaging young woman. Not to mention, very sexy. I will be back

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Shia

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Nov 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, November, 2023

I saw Shia. She's a very pretty South American woman with a sexy body. Got the urge and went to see her but it was overpriced, short and I wouldn't do it again.

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Cougar / Natalia Breeze

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Oct 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, October, 2023

A nice and somewhat over talkative woman but her pics are very old. I won't repeat

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Velma / Avery

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Oct 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, October, 2023

Velma isn't the easiest to get in touch with but we were finally able to agree on a time and off I went. In call is a little out there but it's safe and a nice apartment. Was welcomed with a very warm hug and brought to the room. Got undressed in front of her which I find hot and had an ok massage. She's a lovely young woman and I'll repeat.

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Soraya / Sarai

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Sep 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2023

A lovely young, sexy and beautiful Latina. A very nice and clean incall, great chemistry, great body, great time. I'll repeat.

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Julia / Simple Pleasures

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Jul 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, July, 2023

I've been curious about Julia for quite a while due to her stellar reviews. After a couple of scheduling shuffles I was finally able to get in and see her at a decent place in Bloomington. I had a nice time but I don't think I'll repeat.

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Helen / Wally

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May 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, May, 2023

Got into Manhattan and saw the lovely Helen. I was intrigued by past reviews and she did not disappoint.

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Sammi Stone

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May 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, May, 2023

Saw Sammi again after a long time of not being able to contact her. Her new scheduling system is really great so I was able to finally schedule an appt. Highly recommend

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Mimi

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Mar 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, March, 2023

Got the itch while in town for work. Went to a midtown location to see Mimi. Nice and decent fun but I should have held out and waited. I had a good time but there are many better options.

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Ella

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Feb 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, February, 2023

Amy is a tall, thin, and sexy woman. Prettier than I expected based on reviews here. She's very welcoming and talkative. I may return.

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Erin

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Jan 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, January, 2023

Erin is a pretty, talkative and nice provider. She's probably a good bet if you're a returning customer

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Kay

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Jan 1, 2023

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, January, 2023

Familiar location but poor results. Usual several minute wait. Very poor results. I do not recommend.

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Lilly Grace

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Sep 1, 2022

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2022

Lilly is a very attractive young woman, there's no question. But the chemistry just wasn't there.

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Mary Jane

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Aug 1, 2022

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, August, 2022

MJ is a solid provider. Went in with no real expectation and was blown away with her enthusiasm. Will see again

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Sammi Stone

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Jun 1, 2022

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, June, 2022

Not the easiest to schedule but once contact was made, it was very smooth. I had a wonderful time with Sammi and look forward to seeing her again.

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VLADTHEIMPALA

33 Customer Reviews by VLADTHEIMPALA

Mona Capone / Bianca Bliss

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, June, 2026

Joselyn Joy

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, June, 2026

Natalie

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, February, 2026

Lola

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, December, 2025

Nala

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2025

Sophia

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2025

Natalia / Talia

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, August, 2025

Pixel

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, July, 2025

Olivia Clark

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, May, 2025

Ava Sophia

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, April, 2025

Erika

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, March, 2025

Nely

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, December, 2024

Anja

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, November, 2024

Melanie Vixen

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, October, 2024

Emalee

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2024

Kimberly Shae

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2024

Snow Iris

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, May, 2024

Ali Lynn / AliMae

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, December, 2023

Kitty / Tabby Katz

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, December, 2023

Shia

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, November, 2023

Cougar / Natalia Breeze

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, October, 2023

Velma / Avery

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, October, 2023

Soraya / Sarai

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2023

Julia / Simple Pleasures

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, July, 2023

Helen / Wally

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, May, 2023

Sammi Stone

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, May, 2023

Mimi

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, March, 2023

Ella

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, February, 2023

Erin

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, January, 2023

Kay

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, January, 2023

Lilly Grace

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, September, 2022

Mary Jane

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, August, 2022

Sammi Stone

Review by VLADTHEIMPALA, June, 2022

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