INTHEORY

Sep 1, 2016

Review by INTHEORY, September, 2016

A once-in-a-lifetime experience--at least I hope so. I don't want to ever repeat this one. I never thought a body rub could possibly be boring, but Lana managed to make it boring. It started well. She was immediately available, standard two-text directions to a motel room, only made me wait a minute. She is pretty and at first complimented me so I thought the attraction might be mutual, or at least that she was willing to flatter or make an effort. But no. I paid for an hour, but after ten minutes all she could talk about was how busy she was and how tired she was. She left the tv on and she watched, then I turned my head and watched. The damn Lifetime Channel was more interesting than this body rub.