LOOSEINTHEYARD is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 12 customer reviews with an average rating of 2.9 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Tasha / Cassie →
I'd seen good reviews and I liked the smile in one of her pics, which suggested some depths. Standard system. Went to her place, which is not great but in an ok place. We chatted some, then proceeded. She's a sweet girl, though probably too young for me. Non-VIPs, don't know whether I'd repeat.
Read all reviews for Carmen →
Carmen's ad attracted me because of the promise of a wet bed. She may in fact be able to do that, but I saw no evidence of it. We didn't really click. She seemed nice enough, just not for me. She could, however, learn to turn off her phone.
Read all reviews for Brandy →
I don't exactly know what inspires me to TOFTT, but I decided to do so this time. Brandy -- really?, Brandy? Well, whatever -- has actually quite a hot body if you're into curvy (I am), and despite the glitch in timing I was prepared for a hot time. Well, I was until I walked into the disgusting tip of a place to which she welcomed me. Obviously uncomfortable with what she was doing and inexperienced as well, this would have been a comedy of poor communication, mismatched expectations, and tragically failed eroticism if there had been anything even remotely erotic about it. Instead, it was just sad. Maybe someone else would have a connection with her; for me, it was a total waste of my time. This wasn't one of those stories of mechanical, bored, strung-out, or broken-down people, though. She's all bubbly conversation and apparently reasonably smart, but not sexy.
Read all reviews for Tara →
I'd seen Tara's ads a few times and the generally positive reviews led me to take the plunge. She's really very good looking, and she's really sweet. The location is, I admit, a little creepy to me, but I get nervous whenever there aren't many buildings and sidewalks. It's less a 2-call than a multi-call, so that you can find her place, but otherwise it was ok. She welcomed me in, I took care of the relevant business, and we chatted briefly then got to it. Given her personality and her looks, I was looking forward to a good time, and I had one. I suspect this is something that will get better with time, and I want to know, so I will go back.
Read all reviews for Isabella Wilder →
Isabella's advertisements look mighty hot, and the ad copy suggests the kind of twisted sexual creativity that could make for a great time. It was the usual two-call system. She welcomed me into a modern but slightly beat up apartment (despite the age of the building). She looks like her photos, but I got the feeling she'd been partying some. I brought a bottle & we had a little drink and chatted, then got down to business. She has a hot body and seems she's totally into everything. Bizarrely, however, there was something a little perfunctory about the experience, and I got the impression of a pretty high volume. I might try again to see whether another day would be different (and cleaner), but my initial impression was not great. If you fear snakes, be aware there's a terrarium in the apartment. VIPs read on.
Read all reviews for Jennacee →
I was visiting the area and read very positive things on another site. Called and set up. Standard arrangement, but she's hounded like fun by phone. After a bit of trouble co-ordinating, I found her place & went in. Given the other reviews & what she told me she'd been up to lately, I think she was having an off night. Anyway, she's obviously up for most stuff, and her ink is pretty hot, but we didn't really hit it off. No rush, however, and she seemed to have a good time. I did leave a little disappointed, though.
Read all reviews for Felicia →
Felicia's an inexperienced and incredibly sweet girl. She's independent, but in the tutelage of someone more experienced. She certainly knows what she's doing. The body characteristics in the number-pile above don't catch it quite right: she's a thick girl with some meat on her bones, but I can't call her "flabby" and she's too mature for "baby fat". She's eager to please, playful, and open to connection. She plays almost totally safe. I ended up short on time, but it was my choice. This was "TOFTT" but I expect to repeat. Be nice to her; she's a sweety.
Read all reviews for Monica →
I feel slightly bad about this review, because I have the impression Monica and I weren't cut out for each other. I was having a bad day anyway, but I thought her ad showed a bit of spark, since it said she was funny and witty. I thought a little relaxation might be in order. Alas, this was not relaxing. I will say she was working hard, however, and maybe with better chemistry it'd be ok. For me, though, no repeat.
Read all reviews for Amber →
I'd been having some bad days. But late December's a bad time to be looking -- everybody busy with family and so on. So BP it was. Amber had no review, and though I'd just had a bad experience due to that, pickings were slim. So I called. I was glad I did. Amber is not super experienced, she's a little shy, but she's a sweet, hot little thing.
Read all reviews for Angela →
Angela has a super hot, fit body with beautiful skin and taught muscles under the surface. If you don't like a lot of talking, you'll go insane. I thought she was lovely, but we didn't have a lot of chemistry. Nons: I would still consider a visit. VIPs: more below the cut.
Read all reviews for Kayla / Amber / Brooke →
I set up a session. She looked great. Then things went Very Bad. Avoid; this is a set up.
Read all reviews for Tabitha Extreme →
Tabitha's own site and the reviews on another site led me to believe I could have a good time with her. I was visiting Vancouver anyway, and thought this would make for a fun interlude. I made initial contact via email, with plenty of notice and helpful back and forth for planning. I set things up pretty casually because transcontinental flights can be unreliable. She was cool with this. I learned about what she might want to do, and we determined that my hotel would be as nice as her location (I was happy either way). I always like to take my time, so I set up 2 hours according to her published table. In general, as near as I can tell, everything about her on her website is true a thousand times over. I had so much fun I saw her twice more that week and flew her to see me again on another trip. Also, I will take some days off and cross the continent before the end of the year to go see her again. I had not only great pleasure, but great company. I wish she were here right now. I didn't know a toy that large could go anywhere, never mind THERE! If you don't like anything to do with the anus, you will not be happy. Otherwise, you might want to contact her. I sorta guessed at her body stats. As near as I can tell, she's the 5,000 foot woman, only without the destructive tendencies.