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4.7894736842105265 out of 5 stars

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HORNY-HE-MAN is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 19 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.8 out of 5 stars.

19 Customer Reviews by HORNY-HE-MAN

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Alice

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5 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2017

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, June, 2017

Always easy and quick to book with James! Looks: Super hot lady, she has a gothic look that really gets me excited! I know, this is a rock girl, but her pale skin, jet black hair, make up, few gothic styled tattoos, they make it for a dream gothic girl on my mind. Amazing pair of perky B's with a nice surprise that I loved! Small spinner body, the one we all love and is Jame's specialty to provide us with. Round medium and playful ass. Low 20's reported and look matched. Great personality very easy going. Not a newbie, some good experience and it shows. Her pictures are a good representation, WYSIWYG but for the two or three tattoos. https://www.euphoriagirls.com/alice

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Jennifer

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2017

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, January, 2017

It's been a while I need to write this review on Jennifer. I have already seen her 3 times in about a month time trame. It gets better every time. Looks: Super pretty face. One of the most beautiful girls around! Blonde straight hair, a bit beaten up by constantly dying. Amazing pair of C's, small nipples, one of the most beautiful breats I have seen in my life. Medium ass, round and firm. Great view from behind. She looks like a doll but has a very hot body overall! Soft skin. She looks very low 20s. No Tattoos. No Piercings that I can remember. Super easygoing girl, fun to talk to, she has a great personality. She is all about making you feel good and she made me feel like her FF. Her pictures are a great representation. WYSIWYG!

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Erika

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2017

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, January, 2017

Met this sweet hot lady Friday. It was my second attempt as the first time didn't work out. Looks: She looks that sexy teenager next door. Pretty face, still a teenager look I would say. Exotic. Warm smile. Nice hair, pretty much like in her pictures. Amazing pair of soft C's, they really stand out on such spinner frame.tits Thin waist. Medium tight ass. Pale and soft skin. Looks like just turning out of her teenager days. No tattoos nor piercings. Very hot spinner body overall, I was gladly surprised with the view. She warned me about her limited English skills, but it was never an issue with her. She has a friendly personality, easy going and was very engaging. I was the cold one at start this time, she was trying to get closer to me and I was a bit far in the beginning. She even offered to help me taking my clothes off. Her pictures are a good representation, WYSIWYG: https://www.euphoriagirls.com/erika

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Meghan

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5 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, November, 2016

Well, what can I say about this gem? I have seen her twice already. Wanted to make sure first time was not a fluke before reporting. I wish I could keep her as a secret in a little tiny box for every night fun! haha But, that would be unfair with her and the other hobbyists! Looks: Warning! Extremely gorgeous! Lovely face, perfect figure, deep green eyes, pointing nose, sexy mouth, sweet smile... Blonde hair, not exactly her natural color I guess, I think her hair is darker as the roots and eyebrows show. One of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen in my life, top 3 in Montreal, no doubt. Very delicate and youthful looking small B's, a pleasure to play with. Thin waist, no fat whatsoever! Amazing medium round tight ass. Soft and gentle skin. Perfect body, young tight. She reported 18, and I would never give her more than 19/20! Teenager looks. She is nice to talk to, easy going and I felt a fair connection. She is a bit reserved or shy, tho. But, a very sweet personality, with willing to please attitude. Her pictures are a great representation, that ASS, WOW! http://www.escortsxo.com/portfolio/meghan-xo/

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Helena

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4 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, November, 2016

I was hoping to have a rematch with this hottie before getting her a review. But, I have been busy with other sure hits and it can be also tricky to get an incall appointment with an agency not really focused on this kind of services. So, looking for something different, I managed to make an outcall work to meet Helena. Got to double check with them if she was GFE and they confirmed. I had a tip from a friend that although MTLGFE has GFE in their name, their girls are not always GFE! Go figure… Since there was quite some time since I last booked with them I found the tip useful and I am sharing with you guys. It was her first few days of work, this was 2-3 week ago I guess. She arrived 10-15min late, but not a big deal if she had not rushed me a bit at the end... As I opened the door I was very glad on what I saw. She definitely has a hot model looks. Very cute face. Lovely green eyes. Slim, spinner type. Very tall, 5’10 or so and she wasn’t wearing high heels. Very nice, firm and perky pair of C’s. Nice tattoo in the middle gives an extra deepness impression, very sexy I found. Small, but firm ass, a bit of model flat ass look. Nice long legs. Pale skin. Reported 19yo and it should be around that! Overall I had the impression she had just come out one of Rocco’s movies with eastern European spinner hotties… She actually looks a bit of Russian, but she denied having such roots. Nice to talk to her, perfect English.

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Maie

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5 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, October, 2016

WOW! Finally met this sweetheart! What an amazing personality, so sweet, so GFE++, intense and passionate! I had some good experiences with Vietnamese girls in the past, so I had some high expectations for Maie, but she certainly went beyond them. She is small, but very nice proportion. Pretty face, captivating smile and eye contact to melt the hardest hearts... Kind of short black hair. Small B's or A's, very responsive and playful. Amazing bubbly ass, so round and tight. Small frame overall and very light weight. I would guess low to mid 20's. Super nice to talk to and down to earth girl.

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Safia

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5 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, October, 2016

Well, it’s been a few weeks I first met Safia. I hope I still remember the details. First meeting was not that impressive, and I felt it could be better. Talking to Sam he told me she gets more comfortable as she knows the client better. So, one week later I was there knocking at her door again. He was right, the second encounter was better than the first one. I was very impressed when her new pictures came online. I really doubted she could be that pretty and hot, what an amazing body, nice proportions, just perfection. Well, I had to check it out and I have to say I was still gladly surprised when she opened the door. She might be one of the most beautiful girls I have seen in Montreal. Very pretty face, impeccable makeup, hair, skin, nails… Super feminine lady with a princess touch! Perky and youthful B’s, that are simply spectacular. Tight waist line. Big and very firm ass, amazing size and form. Wonderful view. Nice tight body overall, very sexy, she was wearing some sexy lingerie both times I saw her. Short, doll like proportions. She looks young, she reported 19 I think, and she feels like it. Only real glitch we had I think was with communication. Her English skills are not that great, I really don’t mind as long as attitude is there, but it seems to bother her. Looks like she needs to have control of the situation and she gets a bit frustrated if she doesn’t understand something…

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Stella

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5 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, October, 2016

Met this lovely lady called Stella a couple days ago. I was looking for my ATF, but as usual, she was fully booked for the day. Then, came the opportunity to meet Stella. I looked at her pictures and although there was a lack of reviews, I got quite interested to meet her. Set my expectations low due to the circumstances and went to their incall location. There, I find a lovely and open minded lady. Her "Mediterranean" origins certainly give her a stand out look. Pretty, but more in the exotic sense I would say. She felt a bit taller than the 5'5" advertised, but hard to say for sure. Super beautiful B's, they are so perky and youthful, I love that look, it's so exciting! Round big and tight ass, I would say it is big for her frame. A big of a side handle on top, but it's no concern, it's just her body style, giving that higher waist impression. Very nice body overall, tight not from the gym, but from her nature and young age! She reported 21yo, but she feels younger, she does have that teenager look still. Very positive and willing to please attitude. Sweet to talk to and pleasant to be with her.

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Celina

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5 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, October, 2016

Had a chance to meet Celina a week ago or so. It was Saturday and she had just come back to work after few week off. She told me she does work that often and I hadn’t seen her in the scheduled for a while. It was my lucky day I guess as she is as sweet as it gets. Lovely lady, a bit shy and reserved, but nice company and she loves sex! Pretty face, lovely eyes. Italian mix, small frame with sexy curves. Black hair with extensions, it didn’t look much like the pictures, much more volume. Beautiful C’s, soft to touch but with a perky look. Small waist. Medium bubbly ass for her frame. She is not gym tight, but youthful firm body. Soft to touch, soft skin. She reported low 20’s and she looks a bit younger due to her angelical face. Easy going and nice to talk to her. A bit reserved with a sweet attitude.

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Sandrine

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4 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, October, 2016

I had seen Sandrine in XO Ad's before, but I had a completely different impression on her size. Even though the stats seem accurate. When I saw her new pictures I realized the kind of petite frame she has, and got interested. Easy booking with Sam, as usual. Only problem is that there is some construction going on in the street close to the condo and it's been a pain in the neck to find a parking spot! Sandrine is very small as I said. Cute face. Nice slight tan. Small B's or A's, perky and responsive. Bubbly delicious little ass. She is not a head turner, or I don't think she would call my attention on the street. However, she looks amazing naked on a sexy lingerie. She was wearing a black and blue lingerie and she looked super sexy! She has a bit of trouble with English, but she can speak and understands it very well. Besides, she has a great GFE+ attitude and she does not let that get in the way at all! Age is hard to guess, but I would say low 20's.

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Electra

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5 out of 5 stars

Jul 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, July, 2016

Met with super hot Electra Yesterday. Booking was probably the easiest one ever. She was super quick with the SMS replies and I was knocking at her door after 30 minutes or so after our first contact. I had read some of her reviews before, and I let her know. So, no annoying questions about service or anything... She received me in a nice condo downtown, fairly clean, not far from Concordia. A bit hard to find parking in that area, harder with all the construction going on now. Very friendly and easy going lady. Pretty face. Nice makeup. Wide and beautiful smile all the time. She had some strong dark red lipstick, sexy. She is a mix of eastern European and French, very exotic looking. Hot English accent. Great curvy body, she is short but "big" everywhere... Huge DDDDDDD (advertised as DD), man made, but very well made. Amazing to touch and to play with, I needed my two hands just to hold one of them! :-) Big and round butt. Fairly tight waist. She does have a bit of baby fat, but it's all in the right places, giving her some crazy sexy curves and proportions! Some tattoos here and there. If I had to guess her age, I would probably say mid 20s.

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Margot

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4 out of 5 stars

Jul 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, July, 2016

My first time with this agency. Sam sounds like a nice guy, easy to deal with and he seems to be worried about meeting his customer's expectations. Booking was quick and painless by SMS. Condo location is close to downtown, but not exactly in downtown, so it makes it easier to reach and to park (free street parking) Condo is also nice and clean. Margot is an exotic French hottie! I would say she has an alternative look and style. Perhaps something of goth, IMHO, because it excites me, I didn't actually asked her about it! Fair or ivory skin complexion. Mesmerizing eyes, beautiful smile, big lips (probably enhanced), couple tattoos and one piercing (that I remember), all matching her style. Small and perky A's. Small to medium ass. A bit of baby fat around the waist, which makes for loosing some curves she otherwise would have more. Nice personality for the little talk we had, sweet and pleasant girl. Easygoing and a noticeable high sex drive!

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Sacha

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5 out of 5 stars

Jul 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, July, 2016

Looks like another gem has been flying under the radar... I have had the pleasure of meeting this beauty twice this week. I had to go back there again before putting my review out, just to be sure it was not a fluke! Sacha is the perfect mix of sweet and naughty girl, IMHO! Nicely and sexy dressed both times I saw her. Pretty face with captivating smile! Small package, short, but tasteful curvy body. Not a spinner, fairly athletic, gifted by God as she admitted not hitting the gym that often... Bubbly ass, round and big for her frame. Perfect perky and youthful B's. Thin waist and sinful curves! As I told her, if I had to custom order a real sex doll, I would probably get her body as a model! Few tattoos here and there, back and arm, and one or two piercings, but all in harmony with her style. Nice personality, soft talker, lovely eye contact... Actually, my heart melt right away at first sight. Very discreet, nice talk, does not make a detailed questionnaire about your life. Nice to talk to, but not a talker during action, I believe she likes more the action than the talk, which I appreciate! She reported 21yo, but she felt mature for her age.

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Sofia

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5 out of 5 stars

Jul 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, July, 2016

Had the honor and pleasure of meeting this hottie today! Sofia is an extremely sex lady, very pretty face and a body to die for. She is not the usual spinner type we find with this agency. The opposite of the girl I saw last week, who was extra spinner. Sofia is a big girl, but in a way we only dream of, her body proportions are like coming from comic books! She does have that amazon look, skin tone and hair. Huge newly enhanced DDD's that are in complete harmony with the rest of her body, very well done. Huge and beautiful ass, think of a big ass, she will certainly surprise you, still... Thin waist, nice curves, amazing view from behind! We would usually expect some softness from big girls like her, but her body is very tight! Felt a bit taller than the 5ft8" AD'd. She is a Québecoise girl, but could easily pass by as a Latina, or a hot Colombian, I would guess! She reported approaching 25yo, but there is something on her that still gives a teenager feel, maybe the super soft skin or the tightness of her body... Pleasant personality, easy going, engaging (as advertised), great package overall. I was confident of meeting her, expecting a good time, but she certainly surprised me with her beauty, too.

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Kylie

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5 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, June, 2016

WOW! I met with Kylie by the beginning of this week, and she truly impressed me! So much that I was even planning to have a rematch before reviewing her, but it didn't work out this week. Kylie was all smiles from the moment she opened the door and I walked in. She has a very beautiful and captivating smile. Pretty face, small lips, sharp lines, very Quebecoise looks. She had some nice make up that made her sexy eyes stand out even more! Nice hair and soft skin. She is athletic, not super muscular (nothing to be afraid of), but you can certainly see a nice toned body with sexy gym forged lines. Nice A's or small B's, however you prefer it, they are youthful looking and there is a piercing in one nipple. Then, we come down to find some amazingly fit abs, she is advertised as 125lbs, but this lady does not have any extra fat in her body, she is raw hot meat! Finally, one of the most beautiful and delicious assess I have EVER seen in my life, top 3 for sure, no question at all. That's is really amazing, just perfection, big, round, firm, nice to touch, grab and squeeze. Some very well toned legs to match and harmonize that goddess body! She reported 21, and I would say that sounds right, I would never give much more than that to her. She has a very friendly and easygoing personality, she certainly prefers to speak in French, but she has no problem communicating in English too. Very sexy Quebecoise intonation.

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Laura

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, May, 2016

Met with Laura twice so far. First encounter was in the beginning of last week and then I went back for a rematch yesterday. I decided to wait for the rematch to write my review on her, as I was very impressed with our first meeting and decided to make sure it was not just a fluke! Laura is as pretty as it gets. Incredibly cute GND face, an innocent look with very delicate lines give her a younger look than the reported 21 y.o. A bit of freckles on her face and upper body add to her sexy youthful look, imho. I love it. Small, short frame, but with very sexy delicate curves. Amazing ass, medium, round and tight. Beautiful and youthful B's, perky look but soft to touch. Very light and easy to maneuver. I guess the reported 100lbs is very much spot on! Nice personality, very easygoing, but a bit of shyness due to limited English skills. She can communicate with no issues, missing one word here or there, but she feels insecure and does not talk much in that case. However, she definitely does not let it get in the way.

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Chelsea / Becca / Becky

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5 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, April, 2016

Saw Chelsea a few days ago. It's been a while I am waiting for an opportunity to meet her. To be honest, her pictures never really caught my attention, but after reading some reviews on TER I decided she should be in my TDL! First thing I noticed was how beautiful she is. WOW! Very cute face, nice basic make up highlighting her eyes and nose lines. I would guess she has some Greek roots... She is very sexy in the way the behaves, too. Like her smile and the ways she looked at me, it sounded like she was pleased and expecting I would give her something she enjoys! I am just being imaginative here! lol She is a bit taller than average, slender body, almost a spinner. Very beautiful C's, they filled up my hands nicely and she loves to get them played with, super responsive. Nice medium ass. Nice legs and very sexy figure body overall. She is a very sweet lady, does not talk much, but she is very welcoming and has a positive vibe. She is a hard worker from what she told me, some solid studying plans and I felt she feels a bit ashamed of the job, which is a pity as she is very good at it and she loves sex!

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Rachel

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4 out of 5 stars

Mar 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, March, 2016

Met Rachel last Saturday. She is probably one or the most pretty girl from Euphoria that I have met so far! She looks like a exquisitely hand made porcelain doll. Short, about 5.2 or less and light weight. Very pretty face. Soft pale skin. Amazing pair of natural D's, they feel soooooooooo good! A bubbly ass, that looks big on her frame. Firm and nice to squeeze! Website says 18yo and she truly looks like it and reported same age. She does not talk much, very reserved, but I would not say shy. Services...

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Kendall

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2016

Review by HORNY-HE-MAN, January, 2016

It's been so long I have been waiting to have my agenda match Kendall. It was actually a nice coincidence as I had booked anther girl for the day, who called it off. Then, James, was trying to help me out. We moved the app to the next day, but then the girl called off too. He went extra hard and as Kendall came in the schedule last minute, he managed to accommodate my horny need and get me an app. James and Matt always take the extra step to help me and I really appreciate their efforts! Back to Kendall, she is a pretty petite Quebecoise. She does look like a local girl, very defined face features. Small lips, pale skin, jaw lines... She had some make up, which is not that usual for locals that prefer the GND look most of the time. Hair was nice and she had some curls going on. Very small frame. Slim and fit. Not super gym tight, but everything in the right places, no extra baby fat. Small waist and a wonderful medium bubbly butt that looks a bit bigger or her frame. Youthful and perky small B's, always pointing to the right direction, they are great to play with and very responsive. Overall an attractive lady, ready to rock. She is not exactly the kind that calls my attention on the streets, but I can see how she can be very appealing to most of the people who appreciate Quebecoise ladies! Her personality is the cherry on the cake, super easy going, fun, genuine and a strong sexual drive...

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