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SADNESSACERY

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4.9

4.882352941176471 out of 5 stars

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SADNESSACERY is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 17 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.9 out of 5 stars.

17 Customer Reviews by SADNESSACERY

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Kristen Kindle

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5 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2013

Review by SADNESSACERY, December, 2013

Saw that Kristen was in town and loved her look, so I decided to arrange an appointment for later in the week. Verification was painless and I arrived to her mid-scale hotel at the arranged time. A quick text got me the room number and when Kristen opened the door, I was happy to see a very lovely, blonde hair beauty. Kristen has light skin, big tits, super long legs, and an incredible looking booty. As I walk in, she smiles and gives me a kiss. We sat on the bed and spent a few minutes getting to know each other, and I love that Kristen is very down to earth and easy to chat with. But, that is not what I was there for, and we quickly got down to business. Non-VIPs, Kristen is very pretty and if you like big tits and large ass women, then you have to see Kristen, as I will repeat when she returns to the area. VIPs read on…

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Kate Frost

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5 out of 5 stars

Oct 1, 2013

Review by SADNESSACERY, October, 2013

I have wanted to see Kate for a long time and was so glad that our travel plans crossed in Denver recently. I contacted Kate via e-mail and was quickly screened by her agent, Sammy. Sammy and I communicated frequently and I was provided Kate’s hotel information on the morning of our date. The typical two-call system had me at Kate’s room, where I arrived with champagne for our two-hour session. When Kate opened the door, I was not disappointed. Kate was wearing a black bra and panty set with black stockings and heels, the perfect look with her blonde hair and complexion. She gave me a big hug and a kiss and commented on my height, saying the Sammy told her I was tall, which she said she liked. Kate asked that I take a quick shower and I gladly complied, opening the champagne after I left the shower. Non-VIPs, Kate is wonderful. She is ideal mix of naughty and nice with a fantastic body. If you have the opportunity, you will enjoy your decision to see her. VIPs, read on…

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Karen Fisher / Samantha Silver

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5 out of 5 stars

Feb 1, 2013

Review by SADNESSACERY, February, 2013

This was the second time I have seen Karen, but the first time that it was just her and I, as the last time it was a doubles session with her friend Carol Foxxx. When I saw her DC ad, I immediately reached out to Karen and we scheduled a meeting. As the day of our meeting approached we exchanged text messages and when I arrived at her hotel and she opened the door, I had forgotten just how striking this woman is. Karen was wearing a very tight, low cut red dress that accentuated all of her fantastic assets. She gave me a big hug and kiss and I began to open the champagne that I brought. Karen is tall, approximately 5’8” without heels and with her heels, she is striking. We sipped the champagne and sat on the love seat in her hotel. Karen was telling me about how her trip was going so far. We chatted about travel in general, but eventually we began to kiss and eventually made our way to the bed. Non-VIPs, Karen is positively gorgeous and incredibly built with exceptional talents, so if you have the opportunity to see her, do not pass…she is definitely worth it. VIPs read on…

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Kelly Johansson

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5 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2012

Review by SADNESSACERY, December, 2012

During a recent visit to Florida, I made an appointment with Kelly as her photos were amazing and reviews equally as impressive. We agreed to meet at restaurant/bar near her incall and while initially wondering about this approach, seemed reasonable and a chance to see this striking lady in person. I text’d her when I arrived and she replied almost immediately that she was running a few minutes late and would be there in about 10 minutes. When she arrived, she was dressed reasonably conservative, with a sexy top, tight jeans and heels. Even conservatively, the other guys at the bar all turned their heads as I got up, embraced her as I introduced myself and asked if she wanted a drink. We enjoyed a couple of drinks as we discussed the hobby, her career and a few current events. After about 35-40 minutes, we agreed it was time to continue on to the main event and she suggested that I get in her car for a short ride to her incall location. Non-VIPS, this girl is both stunning and very talented, so if you have the opportunity, you owe it to yourself to make the call and see this doll. VIP’s read on…

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Alexis Golden

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5 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2012

Review by SADNESSACERY, September, 2012

I have wanted to see Alexis for a long time and when I saw she was visiting, I reached out to schedule an appointment. Scheduling was easy through her assistant Nina, and appt scheduled. That day arrived and I got a bottle of white wine at hotel bar and up to room I went at my appointed time. When I arrived, Alexis opened the door in a sheer robe with a pink thong, black thigh highs and heels. She looked great and was wearing what I would have requested, almost as if she knew. She immediately reached up and planted a wonderful DFK as I hugged her, grabbing her lovely ass with my free hand. We began some light talk while I opened the wine and we toasted before I went to the bathroom to quickly wash up. Non-VIPs, Alexis is everything you would imagine. VIPs read on…

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Carol Foxxx and Karen Fisher

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5 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2012

Review by SADNESSACERY, June, 2012

When I saw that Karen was coming to DC I immediately contacted her for an appointment. I then found out that another wonderful, sexy lady that I have seen a few times, Carol Foxxx and Karen are good friends, so I checked on the possibility of doubles with these two gorgeous, big tit babes. I then heard back from Karen that she had talked with Carol and we agreed on a night and time for our double header. I arrived at Karen’s hotel a bit early, but that was ok since the hotel had been evacuated due to a fire alarm being pulled. Well, other than setting us back a few minutes, it was not long before I had received the room number and was on my way up with a bottle of red wine for us to share. Both ladies were wearing sexy, black dresses with hose and heels when I arrived and non-VIPs, these are two ladies who enjoy what they do and enjoy each other, so if you have the option to see either, or both, I highly recommend. VIPs read on…

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Adriana Deville

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5 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2012

Review by SADNESSACERY, April, 2012

Hard to say anything that hasn’t already been said about Adriana. All I can say, is that everything (and I mean everything) that you read about her attitude and talents is positively accurate. The festivities and fun started before the hotel door was fully closed and did not end until I couldn’t take any more. Adriana has been on my bucket list for quite a while, and setting up an appointment was easy and Adriana’s assistant was very professional. I had the hotel and phone number e-mailed two days before our date and upon arriving at the hotel called Adriana who provided the room number and said she was ready, so I went up. When she opened the door, she was wearing a very sexy, tight, red dress, 6 inch heels and nothing else. She looked fantastic and before the door was completely closed, she leaned in and got me in a lip lock that didn’t end for almost 2 minutes. Wow!!! This was only the beginning of things to come. Non-VIPs, if you ever have the opportunity to see Adriana, you must do so!!! VIPs read on…

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Carol Foxxx

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5 out of 5 stars

Feb 1, 2012

Review by SADNESSACERY, February, 2012

I have seen Carol a few times and this woman is fantastic. Carol is a mature woman who is quite experienced. She has done porn and is very much into cam shows and her website, but is beginning to venture out into escorting and we are lucky that she is. Carol is a true MILF who knows what she wants and knows how to please. After contacting and setting up a time with minor screening, the day of our meeting arrives. Carol keeps in contact via e-mail and loves to be playful in her messages, giving a hint of what awaits upon our meeting. When Carol arrives, she is casually dressed, but excuses herself to the bathroom only to re-appear after a few minutes in a sexy outfit. Carol loves hose and wears corsettes or lingerie, but always showing off her incredible tits, with the most incredible nipples. I usually bring a bottle of wine and we share a little red wine before we get down to the fun. Non-VIPs, you owe it to yourself to check out this incredible woman. VIPs read on...

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Elizabeth Starr

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5 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2011

Review by SADNESSACERY, December, 2011

I arranged to see Elizabeth when I saw her first ad, as I have always been a fan and wanted to see those massive tits up close and personal. We communicated via e-mail for the days leading up to the visit and it seemed as though she was really nice and I was going to have a great time. Typical two-call got me to the room and when the door opened, there stood Elizabeth in the outfit requested looking spectactular. She gave me a hug and a kiss and this was the first chance to feel those tits pressed against me. I began to open the bottle of champagne that I brought and Elizabeth got us some glasses. We sat on the edge of the bed, toasted and made small talk until we had each finished our first glass. Elizabeth looks just like her pictures, think with the largest boobs that I have ever seen, thick red DSL lips and a great smile and even better personality. She is a great lady, fun and very talented. Non-VIPs, if you get the opportunity, see Elizabeth, VIPs read-on.

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Sexy Vanessa

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5 out of 5 stars

Feb 1, 2011

Review by SADNESSACERY, February, 2011

I contacted Vanessa by e-mail before my trip to the west coast as I noticed that she was going to be visiting San Francisco at the same time I was, and I have wanted to see this incredibly sexy woman some time. We exchanged a few e-mails prior to the trip and agreed upon a time on the day that I arrived. As it turned out our hotels were within a block of each other and arranged to meet at her upscale hotel. I asked if I could bring a bottle of wine and she wanted red, like her lips. I arrived at the room after the standard two-call system, and was greeted by a gorgeous red-head wearing a lovely red leather top, black skirt and hose/heels. She immediately leaned in and began a wonderful welcome DFK. I laid the donation on the desk and began to open the wine as Vanessa grabbed some glasses. We toasted and sat on the bed to get to know each other for a few minutes. Vanessa is from Argentina and has a wonderful sexy accent and is a woman that just exudes sex appeal. While sipping our wine, her hand made it to my crotch to find that I was already getting aroused just listening and looking at this very sexy woman. She mentioned that she thought we needed to get more comfortable and stood to remove her leather top, exposing a lovely black bra. She next started to unbutton my shirt, as I grabbed her nice ass and pulled her close. As we began to kiss, clothes began to drop and we began to feel and play with each other. For non-VIPs, if you like a gorgeous, experienced woman, with a playful attitude and a wonderful sexy voice, you will love Vanessa…

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April / Natasha

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5 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2010

Review by SADNESSACERY, September, 2010

Saw that April was coming back to DC and had wanted to see her during her last visit, but schedules did not coincide. Went to her web and submitted an appointment request to which she replied within a couple of hours that we were set for the day and time requested. We exchanged a few other e-mails over the days leading to our session, which only got me more excited to see her. I arrived at her hotel about 5 minutes early and called for the room number, her assistant answered, and called me back in a minute, providing me with the number and up I went. I knocked on the door and when it opened, WOW!!! I was greeted by absolutely the hottest looking woman I have seen. She is fairly petite and has a quiet demeanor, but the face and body are absolutely Drop Dead Gorgeous. She reached up, gave me a hug and a nice DFK and commented on my height, as I am over 6’4”. Non-VIPs, this woman is striking and quite talented. If you get the opportunity, see April. VIPs read on…

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Mellanie Monroe / Gia

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5 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2010

Review by SADNESSACERY, September, 2010

I e-mailed Mellanie when I saw she was going to be in DC and screening and scheduling was handled easily and quickly. I have seen a number of her videos and was certainly looking forward to meeting. She's very into her work and to her sessions and just loves what she does. Additionally, while looking just like her photos, she is extremely talented. Non-VIPs, see her. VIPs, read on…

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Chennin Blanc

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5 out of 5 stars

Jul 1, 2010

Review by SADNESSACERY, July, 2010

I had been communicating with Chennin for some time about coming to DC and when she finally announced, I let her know that I wanted to be the first to see her. Her flight was delayed, but she eventually made it to town and by the time she landed, her other appointment for the night canceled, so I was her only appointment. I met her in the bar of a nice boutique hotel in town and we enjoyed a drink while we got to know each other and plan our evening. Non-VIPs, if you get the chance to see this lady, take it, as she is charming, witty, sexxy and certainly lives up to her porn star status. VIPs read on...

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Jenna Love

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2010

Review by SADNESSACERY, May, 2010

Jenna and I exchanged emails and text back and forth in advance of her visit to DC. One the day of her arrival and our appt, we text’d numerous times as she was having difficulty finding a hotel as a large convention was in town. Eventually she found a place in Alexandria and I arrived. After calling to see if she was ready, I was given the room number. I knocked on the door and she did the hide behind the door thing. Once the door was closed, she appeared and is absolutely gorgeous. All over tan, nice tits and a great, round ass. I will definitely repeat. Vips read on…

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Tifani / Renee

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2010

Review by SADNESSACERY, May, 2010

Saw her good reviews and great pictures and decided to set up an appt. Screening and contact easy via e-mail. Got to the incall, called for the room number and after the agency checked with Renee received a call right back with the number and headed on up. When Renee opened the door, I was very pleased with her appearance, as she is taller than her pictures let you believe. She was wearing a see through cover with matching bra and panties. I brought a bottle of wine and Renee was up for sharing. I opened the wine, freshened up and we sat on the bed for about 5 minutes of chat and sipping wine before the fun began. A wonderful experience that I hope to repeat when she returns to DC.

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Cali / Brittany

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5 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2009

Review by SADNESSACERY, November, 2009

What can I say about Cali that has not already been said? I had missed seeing Cali on a few prior visits to DC, so wanted to ensure that I saw her this time. Cali is a beautiful woman and her photos do not do her justice. She instantly relaxes you and in addition to being an extremely talented woman is very easy to be with. VIPs read on…

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Busty Brianna / Cassandra

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3 out of 5 stars

Feb 1, 2007

Review by SADNESSACERY, February, 2007

Brianna has some very huge tits. Tit lovers will enjoy, however, pictures on her website and eros are at least 10 years and 50 pounds ago.

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