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Mimi

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Jan 1, 2005

Review by JOHNBOOK, January, 2005

Oh what a difference a city makes...I've spending so much time in crappy SD that I forgot what a big, REAL city like LA can provide. First off, labestescorts.com is quite simply one of the best providers I have ever dealt with in my entire life-- whether here in LA, in NYC, SF, SD, Miami. Doesn't matter. Mike who answers the phone is my new personal GOD and his advice, suggestions, reviews and service is jaw droppingly good and accurate. In fact, I tested him with another provider (review is on its way) and it was exactly as he said-- both in the positive column and the negative. He delivers as promises and the providers he works with are not to be missed. Kim answered the door in a casual outfit of jeans and a blouse in her dimly lit hotel room. Super gorgeous face. Not model material, but if she were in a bar, you'd be stabbing your buddies in the back to ensure they didn't get to her first. I'm not a fan of enhancements, but let me tell you...looks good on her. And no scars or anything. Gorgeous eyes, amazing smile and odd and intriguing Russian accent (I think) coming out off her beautiful Asian lips. Oh so worth the $$$. Don't be stupid and spend it elsewhere. She's DYNAMITE and a real crowd pleaser.

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Taylor

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Jan 1, 2005

Review by JOHNBOOK, January, 2005

Okay, guys, here's the perfect example of looking for a deal and getting what amounts to little more than a bait and switch rip off. I had been up partying and in tne morning, I took a shower and was feeling really horny and decided to call someone. I had seen her ad on exoticsworld.com, which, by the way, is a haven for crappy service. Taylor said she was independent and promised a GFE experience for 200. She assured that the price was 200 because she was an independent and that she didn't have to split it with anyone. She was doing this for college and she was up to coming over at 8am. Sounded great and man was I excited by her gorgeous, sexy pics. Always a downfall...As it turns out, those are definitely her, but they must be taken from the exact right angle or something, because in person, she ain't nothing like that. She's trashy looking, a little chubbier and all about the Benjamins. This is NOT a case of YMMV. This is a case of her saying one thing and providing another. First, she asked how much I wanted to spend. I had gotten an extra 50 in case this came up, thinking a pretty nice tip would help. She said that for that, she would provide escort for 10 minutes and leave. Otherwise, she could stay for 30 and give a show. This was totally opposite of what she said. I should've asked her to leave, but I thought I would give her a shot for all of us. Let's say that it's not worth it at all.

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Maylea / Bonnie / Amil

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Oct 1, 2004

Review by JOHNBOOK, October, 2004

Okay, look, we've all checked out her pictures about 10,000 times. You know who you are-- sitting at your desk, wondering, should I? And then, like me, you finally say, she just looks so HOT! I have to check her out and see if I'm going to be the lucky bastard who gets to report Forgot It Was A Service. Well, that ain't going to happen. For anyone. And I don't say that with any sense of anger or resentment. Maylea is doing a job. Maybe when she first started, she was energetic and fun and enjoyed herself more. Some reviews have suggested just that. But take a look at what has been reported...a lot of 5s, 6s and what I'm assuming is a very generous 7. And I don't blame her for her attitude. I go out of my way to treat women with respect, especially those who do this for a living. But it doesn't matter. She's burned out, obviously sick of us and clearly has some frustration at the line of work. I can't imagine what she's seen or dealt with and I kind of feel bad. Which is exactly how I felt when it was all over...bad. Guilty. And contributing to her distaste for the male gender, despite my best intentions. There is no doubting that she is an AMAZING looking woman. Wow...if all you care about is that, then get the massage (see if you can get a discount just for that) and get your rocks off. She's perky and nice, but simply mechanical when the action starts. Much better values out there for $$$.

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Babydoll / Honey

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Oct 1, 2004

Review by JOHNBOOK, October, 2004

Called Baby Doll late at night and she was busy but said she would be available much later, possibly as a way of seeing how serious I was. It was already late, but I was in that mood and had read good things about her. I asked her to call around 2AM to see if she was up for it. She did and I was free (obviously), so we agreed to meet. Her place is in a very safe neighborhood in UTC (aren't they all?) in a super-swanky building. People have previously mentioned a doorman, but there wasn't one when I went. I had to wait much longer for her to get ready than she said, and when I finally got up there, she was still not ready. It didn't really matter, though. The door was left open a crack and I played pool while she finished dressing and cleaning up. She's got a thick body, but she plays it off well. She's short and, not surprisingly, looked tired. But she did rally and get some energy going when we went to the bedroom. Her looks are good, but not great. Her breasts are fake and feel harder than I would like, but they're not the worst I have seen. In general, I was pleased but not thrilled. Her service (in basic terms) was good, but again, not astounding and not GFE. This could be a case of the time of night or YMMV, but there are people out there for cheaper who give around the same service and have a more pleasing physique.

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Sei

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Sep 1, 2003

Review by JOHNBOOK, September, 2003

sei is an extremely attractive woman. she does not have your typical pan-asian body (ie., tiny and thin). she is more curvaceous, but i mean that in all the best possible ways. i was truly taken by her appearance, especially her face, smile, eyes and hair. her place is easy to get to (right off the 101 near SFO) and she is generous, kind and intelligent when you talk with her. she is more than the sum of her parts and worth every possible ounce of energy you have. we chatted for a while (which was unrushed and did not seem to count toward the actual massage). YMMV. if she clicks with you, it is a near nirvana experience.

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5 Customer Reviews by JOHNBOOK

Mimi

Review by JOHNBOOK, January, 2005

Taylor

Review by JOHNBOOK, January, 2005

Maylea / Bonnie / Amil

Review by JOHNBOOK, October, 2004

Babydoll / Honey

Review by JOHNBOOK, October, 2004

Sei

Review by JOHNBOOK, September, 2003

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