OXYMORON

Jun 1, 2001

Review by OXYMORON, June, 2001

Wow! I read so many reviews that just seem like BS. Not all these women can be 9s and 10s. I know I for one am very picky. I like a woman in her mid-20s, never had a kid, no marks, no tattoos, no piercings all over. I goddamn hate silicon. I would rather have a flat woman than these rocks some carry around. Ms Lin peels the paint off the walls. Nice, soft, awesome REAL body – ethnic Chinese but all American (best of both worlds if you ask me), 5’4”, 34c-26-35, athletic sort of slim gymnastic build with sexy legs (that she can get almost over her head if not all the way). She actually looks 24 like her ad reads. Pics are her (don't even quite do her justice). She hides her face in her ads, but definitely not because she isn’t beautiful. Did I mention baby soft skin? She arrived in a simple yet incredibly sexy red dress and immediately hugged me and kissed my cheek. She is funny, sexy, smart, but I couldn’t take my eyes off her. She got the hint and climbed right in my lap. I wasted no time in getting that dress off. She wasted no time in kneeling and getting to something else, then an amazing normal and sensual massage, then nirvana in every single position I’ve ever heard of! What an athlete! She is very skilled and very enthusiastic at all languages except Greek. To my amazement, she went to the bathroom for a hot towel and restarted the process while cleaning up! Not a hint of clockwatching (maybe because she isn't from Vegas) - I hope she doesn't get ruined here. She's AMAZING! Holy cow! When you’re finally exhausted, you still feel like taking her to dinner and talking all night.