Melony Swensen
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Review by BESTCARSALESMAN, February, 2026
So I recently got divorced and my ex wife took as much as she could from me so I was looking for someone that I could blow off some steam with. A guy I drink with recommended this site to me so I took the plunge and found Melony this past weekend. I booked last minute and she was available. Screening was easy even though I am brand new to this (I sent her my LinkedIn profile), and she was conversational over text the whole time. After screening she sent me a face pic, and I gotta say she is really pretty and easy on the eyes. Perfect antidote to the blues regarding my ex. We met in a cafe in the lobby of the resort I was staying at. Upscale, not just some Starbucks, mind you. She showed up wearing athletic gear. I asked if she just came from the gym, and she said it was for the sake of being discrete. I respected that. I guess she's looking out for both parties before meeting. We enjoyed a snack in the cafe and then went up to my room. I must have been obviously nervous because when we got into the elevator she said, "I know this is your first time, I want you to know that everything is fine and that you can trust me" She has a soft, melodic voice that was soothing. We got to my room and we got to the fun part. I can't say in detail what happened, but it pretty much permanently changed my life for the better. VIPs... read on!