HOMERSIMPSON is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 50 customer reviews with an average rating of 3.6 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Sima →
Glad to see a Central Asian hottie appear on the Icon/143 site, and gladder still to see favorable reviews to justify the donation. Called the morning of, showed up late afternoon, and was gladdest of all to see the exotic smokeshow that Sima is. Would repeat.
Read all reviews for Clara →
Modestly pretty face, 5’2”, milfy average body with natural C breasts that are still nice now but must have been spectacular in her youth; average rest of body. Only reason to repeat with her would be if I’m blue balling after lapdances from the nearby establishment.
Read all reviews for Nichole →
Having visited this place twice and caught glimpses of less-elegantly pretty but shy/naughty faced Nichole, today I decided to sample more dishes at this fast-casual establishment. They know me and promised I could choose. Nichole seemed itching to get naughty, so I went with her..
Read all reviews for Kashi →
Finally had time to return to NYAF and try one of the several cuties I've bookmarked. None of Hattie, Rose, or Kimber was available, but among the lineup I did get, I shortlisted Kashi and "white girl Celine" (MMS's words!), and went with Kashi because she seemed more bubbly and eager to serve at the moment. Glad I did, and enjoyed the session. Might take me a few rounds with others before I repeat with her, but no reservations on recommending her for a fun time
Read all reviews for Elya →
Saw a good review of Elya on another board and immediately texted Mido Spa (also posting with a different name like “thesagegirls” but the list of girls names is different and not accurate based on my visit). Elya welcomed me warmly and let me say hello to also-cute Nichole on our way to a big room in the back. Nice AMP recently renovated. Elya was pleasant and mildly flirtatious from the outset, so I knew it would be fun…
Read all reviews for Seven →
So many recent updates to AMP names and numbers but with similar roster of providers. Got tired of checking and cross-checking and selecting and finally decided to just show up and roll the dice. Glad I did, as Little Flowers proved to be a nice place, and Seven was a fun provider.
Read all reviews for Mira →
Expensive but worth it! And note that Mira quotes higher rates on her Tryst profile than the Venus Body Rub quotes on theirs (see details in the private section). Yes, plenty of other options for technically the same services at lower rates, but once in a while I don't mind throwing a few extra bills into circulation in exchange for high confidence in good service. Which was well warranted in this case.
Read all reviews for Bynes →
Texted ahead to arrange for an hour with Lucy, Liora, or Mimi, and MMS said that all three were available. Confirmed a few minutes before arriving, so I was excited. Then once inside, learned that one of them was out sick and the other two were busy. Offered Bynes instead, and while she’s not quite my type, I went ahead. Wish I had asked for alternatives. Manager "Caitlyn" (sp?) looked super hot and seemed to be dressed for a session -- school girl outfit, make-up on, and very bubbly and sexy -- but she declined my request for her. Bynes was lovely, but not who I was looking for....
Read all reviews for Stella →
Triggered by a big boob alert about Bibi on another site, I chose Little Stars and happily found parking right on seventh avenue and the cross street for Little Stars (easy to find by googling the number). But then saw Stella in the line up and remembering good reviews here, chose her instead. Happy the choice.
Read all reviews for Venus →
Heard about BH's new girl with naturals and had to check her out. Looks like I was just in time, bc she was already getting full booked. She's pretty and lots of fun. Would repeat
Read all reviews for Lana →
This lady keeps it going! First saw her years ago and thought she looked good for her age: smooth tanned skin, firm all around, and a sultry face that says “I know why you’re here, so let’s just skip the pleasantries and get to it”. This time was no different, and she’s kept herself in great shape.
Read all reviews for Sandy →
Sandy’s photo on the website might have been accurate 20 years ago. Now she looks more solidly like a pleasant milf with a decent body and very smooth skin. Scheduled a session by text and went upstairs for the fun.
Read all reviews for Vivi →
Saw many reviews of Vivi (the name she uses on Tryst / ShiShi (the name she uses elsewhere) and her crew, and finally secured an appointment for a 7pm visit. Arrived early, had a beer downstairs, then went up the four flights to enter a clean and pleasant AMP lobby. Vivi was as pretty and slender as I’d heard, wearing a form fitting dress that let you see the sexy lingerie underneath. Some pleasantries, the house fee paid, then I disrobed and laid face down. A nice massage and then a nice soft touch for the second half. Might repeat with younger/bustier/also-pretty Sarah next time.
Read all reviews for Hannah Campos / Layne →
Normally I prefer more all-natural women, but the flood of Hannah’s rave reviews and my limited time available to search led me to just go with her. Glad I did - well worth the hour for naughty/sexy fun with a classically Brazilian beauty
Read all reviews for Justine →
Have been seeing ads for svelt and elegant Justine for quite some time and was encouraged by her quick and thoughtful responses to text messages. The lovely European who opened the door had a different look than the photos implied, but she was still pretty and stacked, so I proceeded and enjoyed it.
Read all reviews for Nelly →
Well I should have known that the photos of Nelly / Kris on Trysr were too good to be true. Yes, she’s blonde and Russian, but no, she looks nothing like the svelt / lithe model in the photos, and it’s pretty clear that she never has. Ie, it’s not that the photos are dated or even enhanced - they’re clearly of another person. Understandable for providers at a much lower donation level, but at the rate she asked and I was ready to give, I’m expecting to see the woman in the photos or else someone who resembles them. Was about to walk away, but she seemed like she needed the business, so I entered and adjusted my expectations. The session was actually decent, and she was actually kind of sweet. But if you’re looking for runway model / head turner, you might want to consider another option.
Read all reviews for Julia →
Surprisingly real & accurate photos on Tryst, albeit with more make-up and better dressed than she was when I showed up. But still, I was so pleased to see exactly who I hoped to see that I went in and hoped for a sensual private Tryst. Julia was nice and real, but the session was so boring and laden with fake moans that I wished I had saved the time and money for someone else.
Read all reviews for Anna →
Long time watcher, first time visitor. Wasn’t arrange appt on short notice, and clear directions to her place. Knew in advance the menu would be limited, and it was, but I still enjoyed it.
Read all reviews for Amanda Angel →
Normally I don’t go for over-glam photos, but that lingerie in her Tryst photos was too much to resist on my short business trip. Easy to set up an appointment, and enjoyed the visit despite the implants.
Read all reviews for Ruby →
Wanted to see Qiqi, but she was off. Cute and bubbly MMS Titi gave me the choice of spinner Ruby (well-reviewed here) and also-skinny Koyuki (new & not yet reviewed), and so I went with Ruby. Glad to be established with the spa and will definitely return to try Angel’s other girls.
Read all reviews for Bebe →
First night on a business trip to Orlando, figured I’d start slow with a massage that might lead to more. Bebe gave a good massage, but stopped short of what I really wanted…
Read all reviews for Paris →
Ever get tired of all of the research and cross-checking users for their grade inflation, not to mention all of the posts on Tryst that ask for deposits and make you wonder whether it’s a scam? Well I am, so this trip to Orlando I decided to set aside twice the normal donation and just book a reliably reviewed woman who I could feel confident would deliver. Paris was all of that and more. Good texting and arranged to meet in the lobby bar of my hotel. She even agreed to play a little game - show up before me and sit alone and see how many guys try to pick her up before I swoop in and steal her. (We’d arranged a code word plus I fully described what I’d be wearing, so that she’d know it was me). It worked! I sat away from the bar and watched her arrive, watched her sip a drink, and watched a guy sidle up to her buy her a drink. That’s when I took the stool on the other side and delivered the code word. She suppressed a little smile, winked at me, and then let the other guy try a few more lines while she turned her head to me and eye-fucked me. Got a boner right there at the bar! Poor guy eventually gave up, and then we had one more round on me. Wish I had remembered to look for him to see the expression on his face while Paris hooked her arm in mine as we left the bar to go upstairs!
Read all reviews for Amy →
Wasn’t expecting much from this little-reviewed spa. Fortunate to visit on a slow night, and got to see pretty little Amy. Reluctant to post about her and make her busy, but happy to steer some traffic her way if it keeps her busy enough to stick around until the next time I visit. Which will be soon!
Read all reviews for Selena →
Was hoping to see one of the other Barbies I've been reading about, like Cynthia, Winnie, but my window of availability was tight, and Selena was the only one available. Normally I filter out girls with implants no matter how hot they are or how well they're reviewed, but when you have the itch.... Happy enough to see her pretty face, and glad I went ahead with her.
Read all reviews for Kate →
Been a while since I visited UTG, and was glad to see Kate available. First time seeing her, hoping for a sensual playtime, and got what I was looking for. Would repeat
Read all reviews for Laura →
Young Cuban Laura is a rare find. Photos on her post that show her lovely face are indeed her, and she is indeed curvy in the way most women who describe themselves as curvy WISH they were: slim waist, full hips, tapered legs, and very large natural breasts that prove she is as young as she advertises. If I lived in Orlando, I would repeat with her frequently to build more of a rapport, since the language barrier poses a barrier to the kind of intimacy you can build more quickly on the first visit. Ours was a bit stilted, but her truly beautiful face and show stopping body are one-of-a-kind.
Read all reviews for Stella →
Mainland Chinese Stella is just as advertised, perhaps a few small embellishments in the bio on the website. But otherwise just as pretty. Well worth the minor screening and would repeat.
Read all reviews for Marisa →
Normally I don’t seek women with implants, but her reviews were so good and I was so short of time this trip to do exhaustive research - Pittsburgh isn’t exactly brimming with options— that I went with Marisa. She showed up on time and looking great, and I was happy to welcome her inside.
Read all reviews for Eliza Rose →
Sometimes you want to skip all of the bs involved with pinching pennies and you just want to set up a sure thing. Eliza was the right pick. Texted a couple days in advnace, light screening, and arranged the time for our visit. Slight pressure to set a multi hour session, but agreed to a one-hour visit for this first meeting. It was a good hour, and would repeat the next time we're both in the same city
Read all reviews for Lynda →
Well that was an hour of my night I wish I could get back. The mildly obscured photos on adultlook and other sites somehow looked promising. I thought a sensual massage with “Lynda” might be the right way to wind down today. But it wasn’t her, it wasn’t sensual, and it wasn’t really a massage, either.
Read all reviews for Dr. Julia →
There are two blonde Eastern European “doctors” in their 40s, and this one isn’t the one i intended to see. My mistake. But since I’d made the effort to schedule and so had she, I went ahead with the visit. It was fine.
Read all reviews for Meg →
New slate of hotties at RisingSun, and wow what a slate. Chose Meg based on a review from another site, and very glad I did. Showed up, had to re-verify but it was easy, saw the saucy Meg and happily followed her to the room for what I knew was going to be fun.
Read all reviews for Jade / Jess Taylor →
Business trip to Salt Lake City and knew the market there is different from NYC; had many bait & switches on previous trips. But something about this girl made me think worth trying even though profile looks too good to be true. Showed up at her house on a quiet residential street near university. And bam! The girl answering the door was indeed the girl in the photos. Then second bam: the little bedrooom she led me to was in fact the same bedroom in her Tryst profile photos! Proceeded to have a very fun time with this lovely young sex pot.
Read all reviews for Kori / NG 330 PSE Tiny Benzaiten →
Picked a quiet Sunday afternoon to finally try Metrogirls. MMS let me in after brief screening, and took me upstairs to a whole-floor venue that was nicer than I expected. Waiting for me in room D was cute Kori, wrapped in a full length fishnet dress that was very hot and revealed a tiny spinner with well done implants. Off to the shower…
Read all reviews for Mercy →
Quick trip to Chicago, no time to spare on anything but well-reviewed girls/agency, so tried this place and this perky looking redhead. Was not disappointed and would repeat the next time I’m passing through.
Read all reviews for Stacey Marie →
Slim pickings this far uptown, but saw enough of Stacey’s ads and reviews to take the risk and visit. Worth it when in the neighborhood.
Read all reviews for Penelope →
Was hoping for a more sensual experience than a plain old AMP, and fine with just a hj if I could get one from a girl who would help create a flirtatious and sensual atmosphere. Previous reviews suggested that this might be a good choice. Wrong. Would not repeat with her, but of course will try again with one of the many other lovely girls who work here.
Read all reviews for Coco →
Read about coco elsewhere, described as a pretty Asian with a Latina body, and that’s exactly what she is. Was a little tricky scheduling an appointment with her, but eventually succeeded today. Went upstairs to her office (ignoring the doorman downstairs), laid the donation on the table, which she noticed and thanked me for but didn’t even pick up, then disrobed and headed over to the well covered massage table. Very good legit massage, and playful at the end. Would repeat when seeking a good massage with a little fun at the end.
Read all reviews for Angel →
I don’t normally go for women this age, but she’s worth the visit. Angel is like the secretary whose blouse you try to sneak a peak down during the day and then wonder where she heads to in the evening whether there’s any chance you can bump into her at an after work drinks and accidentally go home with. Worth a visit.
Read all reviews for Amori Bordeaux →
Arranged an early evening visit to her hotel in midtown, and she sent me the room number when I arrived. Dressed in classy lingerie and a silk robe, she was looking delicious. Donation on the table, some light chatter, and then we started disrobing. Not super erotic or crazed sexual in atmosphere, but very willing to please and a lovely girl. Would repeat when I have more time.
Read all reviews for Chanel →
Was trying to see one of the several girls with great reviews, but I got delayed and by the time I got there, only Chanel and Hiromi were available. Demurred on the many creative attempts by Diana to combine the two girls, thinking that focusing on just one girl would ensure a sensual time. I was wrong. Maybe it was just a bad day for Chanel, or maybe she just wasn’t into me, but overall it was boring and I would not repeat.
Read all reviews for Cherry / Shirley / Tiger / Lina →
Shirley is one of the few girls who makes me want to repeat with her. Worth visiting.
Read all reviews for Lily Marie / Beth Rose →
Impressed by her classy profile, I invited her to join me for a drink near my hotel before heading up to my suite. Good call, as that gave us a chance to get to know one another. She’s smart, traveled and articulate. The kind of woman you want to date. Was a nice evening and would repeat.
Read all reviews for Vicky →
Have had good experiences with several girls here, and glad to be a pre-screened client during these uncertain times. Not normally a fan of implants, but went with Vicky due to good reviews and also lack of alternatives. Would repeat
Read all reviews for Dr. Lisa →
Well honestly I wasn’t going to submit a review of this new provider so as not to make her so busy that I couldn’t see her again easily, but so many others have since submitted reviews that I might as well chime in - she’s good and it’s worth a visit. Just one caveat, in the details...
Read all reviews for Bridget Bombshell →
Had to try this rare find of low price and decently reviewed girl. She’s real and the photos are surely of her, just as surely as they are a decade or so out of date. She’s real and eager to please, but a bit too chatty and worn out for me to try again.
Read all reviews for Lisa Jane →
Curious about this real-looking ad, and took a chance since my regulars were all busy. Couple of texts and a phone call later, I'm knocking on the door of Lisa Jane's tourist hotel near Times Square. Clean and neat, clearly moderate to high volume, but she seemed to be mentally clear and ready to indulge a visit. Truly natural breasts and well proportioned body, fine if you like thicker girls. Just a bit too mechanical and lacking in sensuality for me choose again with so many other options in the vicinity. Hope she does well.
Read all reviews for Nylah →
Agree with many previous reviews about Nylah being even more attractive than the photos online and about her being a lovely person who delivers decent service. Just not sensual enough for me to repeat instead of others, though I might try again.
Read all reviews for Layla →
I just don't understand all of the rave reviews. Yes, Layla is pretty and has a full natural rack. But she is a think bodied girl and Disney move as sensually as all of the reviews led me to expect. Maybe a case of ymmv. Two call set up, nice apartment, and a friendly girl with a great personality. Just not sexy enough to warrant a repeat for me n
Read all reviews for Kim / Chanel →
Couldn't resist the tempting BP photos and video of Chanel and her friend Karmen. Chanel is indeed the girl in photos. Young, lively and sweet. Might repeat with her friend the next time they're in NYC