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Megan Riley

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Jul 1, 2014

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, July, 2014

Megan has been a special friend of mine for a good while now. I have been fortunate enough to have seen her several times over her career, and I have always been a vocal enthusiast of hers...for good reason. I have always had a thing for a fiery redheads, and Megan is an amazingly passionate, loving woman with great skills and a great sense of humor...and she gives a great massage as well. What’s not to love? When she told me that she was considering coming out of her recent retirement, she said that she had missed meeting the variety of people that she had met through this work, and that she never was one to be happy with a boring sex life. I already knew this to be true, but when I heard this, I encouraged her to put me high on the list of her first people to see again, as I knew if she hadn’t been having fun for a while, fun surely was what she was looking for She decided to make a trip down to the LA area to visit a few friends, and we planned on connecting while she was here. I went by where she was staying to pick her up, and besides noting her lightening of her hair a little to more of a strawberry blonde, I immediately was looking forward to the time ahead, as it was obvious that she was already in “regular season” form physically and looked quite hot in her jeans and tee. She greeted me with hugs and kisses...and a nice, long, slow one at the end to give me a feel for what was coming. Right on We hightailed it back to my place, I got something cold for us to drink, and we sat down on the couch and made ourselves comfortable. As we have known each other for a while, we could have spent some time catching up and sharing laughs, but we both knew why we were here, and were happy to get right to it. She moved in close and held me nice and tight...I could feel the hunger in the woman’s skin and muscles. She pulled her head back from me and looked me straight in my eyes, and I knew that this cougar was on the prowl. Rrowl! She moved in for the kill, slowly leaning in and kissing me gently, sensually, insistently... making her desire clear. Before long, I felt like I was being invaded. Her mouth and hands were everywhere, kissing, licking, and sucking on my lips, face, neck, hands...anyplace with exposed skin. Intense and passionate, she drew me into the eye of her hurricane and swept me along, and boy was I glad she was back!

Lacey Foxx

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Jun 1, 2014

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, June, 2014

As I neared the end of my bucket list before I left the hobby, there was Lacey, taunting me from her ads with her girlish power of seduction. As the song goes, she knows what boys like, and she knows how to give it. I have had a minor flirtation going with her for a couple of years, but something held me back from seeing her until I found that there was no one else I wanted to see that I hadn’t seen yet. I had seen the other girls I had never met before, and I knew it was finally the time to give in to her Lolita power, so I reached out and we set up a date. Screening is the usual, but be patient if you want to book with her... sometimes it may take a couple of tries to connect. I went to her place one weekend afternoon...be forewarned, as she now lives towards downtown, parking can be an issue. I knew the area well, so I knew a place to park without meters and just walked a few blocks, but you may either need quarters or your debit card to park, whether on meters or in a lot. When at the door, I called up to her place and she buzzed me in, then she told me which apartment and how to get there. I took the elevator up and then walked down a long hallway to her place. There was no one in the halls...very private...kind of reminded me of the opening scene from the movie of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”. But then she opened the door and I went in and saw her sweet smile and her sleepy-cute eyes, and everything else went out the window. Lacey is a really cool young woman. She is very low-key, but I really didn’t have a feel for how she is until I met her in person. She is very much a girly-girl, in spite of her occasionally punkish style and sardonic sense of humor. Her energy is very feminine and very gentle in person, and she is very much about taking care of her clients and making you happy. She is a big music girl, so if you have a preference, let her know. She also, as her pictures have shown, is very willing to dress up, and has can play a variety of roles. As usual, I didn’t want any frills, just the GFE GND, so she was casually dressed in a thin shirt and shorts and greeted me with a big hug and little breathy kisses. Nice. She asked me if I wanted something to drink and was cool with the music...it was some sort of melodic techno mix, and I dug it. As I frequently also find to be the case, her pics didn’t do her justice, and she looked even better without much makeup (or clothes) on...very natural and sexy girl next door. Once she had everything set up for us, she asked if I wanted to take a little rinse off shower, and I thought that was a good idea, so I went for it. When I got out, I donned just the towel around my waist, and joined Lacey on the bed. We talked a little about her history (which was quite interesting to me), and were obviously very comfortable with each other. I must have been giving off an "I am ready" vibe, because...

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Ariel Amazing

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Jan 1, 2014

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, January, 2014

Ariel was on my radar from the moment I saw her pics and read her ads. Smart girl, playful personality, powerful legs, great backside, cute little boobies, long straight hair, and some really lovely art on her body. I have never been a big fan of tats on a woman’s body, but Ariel’s were dramatic enough to be more than just a few random tattoos that she had done, and I was curious to know more about them and her. We communicated a bit online to get to know each other, and then it was just a matter of matching up schedules, which wasn’t that easy. She is quite the traveler, and I only come to San Diego every so often, so after not being able to connect on a day that she had advertised she was available, I made an appointment with her a month in advance on a weekend she was going to be back in town and I could plan on being in town as well. We connected a couple of days before the weekend to confirm, and one Sunday midday, I headed to the hotel she was in to meet her. When I got to her room, it was quite a picture. Here she was, way up in the air towards the top floor of a beautiful downtown hotel, a view out her window that would take your breath away, and she was in a room that looked like an explosion had happened in a video game store. There were plastic game boxes everywhere and a game console hooked up to the large flat screen TV in her room. She saw my eyes and laughed, and as the door closed behind me, she gave me a nice little hug and kiss that made me forget about the surroundings. She was wearing a thin shirt and shorts and socks, her long hair flowing down her back, and I felt like I was visiting my college girlfriend in her dorm room while her roomie was out. We sat down on the separate beds and talked a little to get comfortable. I like Ariel’s pictures, but she sometimes looks a little “camera shy”...she is cuter in person, and her petite frame assumes it’s proper proportion (i.e., hot). I just love her looks, because she is not “Califonia-ish” at all...she reminds me of a Seattle chick (like she is ), or even more of the girls I knew in the Midwest when I was growing up, Total girl next door...if you happen to live next door to a hot little thing who is in perfect shape. We talked about her visit and about her history and about her personality...she really has had quite an interesting life, and has energy to spare and can bounce all over the place conversation wise. I found myself liking this young woman quite a lot...but of course, all this led to was me wanting her to take her clothes off, so I kind of made that known, and she was happy to oblige.

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Eve Alexander

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May 1, 2011

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, May, 2011

There's an 80's song that goes like this: “Step right up and don't be shy, because you will not believe your eyes She's right here behind the glass and you're gonna like her 'cause she's got class. You can look inside another world You get to talk to a pretty girl She's everything you dream abooooout...” I connected with Eve a ways back on the GD board. Her intelligence and unique views insure that anyone who is attracted to someone who makes you think will notice when Eve enters the room. This woman stands out, and her words display that she is a different breed of cat from many of her sisters. Her website confirms this: arty pictures, poetic thoughts, different views...cerebral and sensual, Eve really is “one in a lifetime” in so many ways. As I communicated with her, I really didn’t have much of an idea how she looked as, at the time, she had fewer pictures on her website and they were just the arty ones. While I didn’t need that to be excited about her, her reviews ably filled in the gaps as uniformly she was described in almost reverential terms. As she is in Chicago, I never thought much about seeing her, but as we talked one time about a trip she took see a performer we both appreciate, she mentioned she takes trips to the west coast occasionally. Now, I hadn’t given much thought to seeing Eve both because of her location and because she is out of my league (in more ways than one), but the thought of being with such a unique woman as Eve was something that I couldn’t shake. As I talked to a couple of TER friends about her, they helped make my mind up and make it able that I could see her (thanks J & G!), so I went about setting things up. To anyone who is interested in seeing Eve...don’t let the screening keep you from it. Eve is 100% trustworthy...she is just as careful (or more) as any of us are, and you either give her the info she needs or you don’t see her, no matter what your history is. I was a little surprised by this at first, as it has been a LONG time since someone screened me HARD given my history on TER, but once my buds convinced me she was worth it, we got it out of the way and all was set up. I drove down to the hotel Eve was staying at, and once I saw her standing outside the hotel waiting for me...HOLY FUCK! OMG...what a FOX! Without question, Eve is THE most beautiful woman I have met in the hobby. She won’t be for all tastes (who is?), but if you like petite, feminine, classy looking redheads (which is about my ultimate), you will be in fucking heaven with Eve. I got out of my car and directed her into my passenger seat and had to pinch myself as I got back in the car. This woman looked like the daughter of a diplomat from another country who was also an artist into retro clothing who had a degree in some obscure field of human studies (which she does!) and who belonged out of her clothes and knew what to do once out of them. She already had my lust-o-meter off the charts at “Hello”. We drove back to my place and got comfortable with each other, all while I soaked in her energy, her scent and her beauty. As the song goes “She’s a beauty, she’s one in a million girls...”. I thought to myself that this was one of the biggest reasons why I hobby...I never would have met a girl like Eve in my circles, and while I was sitting there looking at her on my couch, seeing her grey blue green eyes and the depth of a hundred seas behind them, I just was laughing that here was the most attractive woman I could imagine sitting in front of me that I shortly would be escorting into my bedroom. As I got closer to her on the couch, Eve could sense my thoughts (likely had something to do with the lust on my face), and got me to laugh at what was going through my head at this point. As much as I could have just sat there and stared at her for the rest of the time, she was there to deliver the whole package, and she shook me out of my delirium long enough to lead us into the bedroo

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Sexy Bexy

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Dec 1, 2009

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, December, 2009

She's bringing sexy back! Yeah, I know, that's so 2006, but in Bexy's case, it is appropriate ANY year! I had been aware of Bexy since her early days of FBSM in San Diego. I had always been interested in her, as she had quite the vocal fan club here (and especially one of my best hobby buddies, without whom this get together never would have come about...thanks, S!!!). We had talked via e-mail a few times, and she was always a sweetheart, but things just never worked out for us to get together, and then she moved away and I thought I had missed my chance to see her. When she moved to Seattle and got back into the biz (full service!) in 2008, my buddy told me that she was going to be coming to SD occasionally. I missed her the first time around, so when he told me she was coming back around the holidays, I knew I really should take his advice and see her while I could. We talked some through e-mail, and she gave me an idea of her power (the sexy pictures didn't hurt!) as we led up to her visit. The night of the appointment, I met her on the street (drivin' the Caddy!), guided her into my parking spot, and we walked up upstairs to my place. When you meet Bex, there just is a different vibe around her. Beneath her pleasant and beautiful exterior, you get the sense there is this tigress waiting to spring on you inside her. Hard not to feel excited in the presence of this woman. We sat down and talked some, and as I got a better feel for her, I realized that my previous image of her was totally off the mark. I had thought she was this kind of carefree beach bunny-hippie chick (mostly because of her pictures from when she was in San Diego, and from her sweet attitude)...the woman sitting in front of me was a sharp, smart, strong, sexy, intense woman, with eyes that could burn right through you. She also has a wicked sense of humor, sees the bright side in life, and is generous in her words towards others. A million doors into her spirit there are, but each one of them is behind those intense eyes of hers. Bexy is another lady whose pictures really don't do her justice. Her pics are awesome (especially the one with the orange blanket...love that one!), but you really don't get a feel for her warmth and sexiness until you are in her presence, feeling her energy and looking into those eyes. She has a sweet little body, perfectly proportioned and with strength in her frame. No question that I was wanting her, but we were enjoying talking on the couch and having a little wine and fruit together, and I got more and more interested in who she is and all the backstories she has. At some point, though, those shining eyes and that little frame in those sweet low cut jeans she was wearing started wearing down my will. She asked if she could go to the bathroom, and while she did I scurried off to the bedroom to change the music and anticipate inviting her in for more fun.

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Angel Girl

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Nov 1, 2008

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, November, 2008

Angel is a sweet, cool, hippie-ish fox who I have been interested in for quite a while. As she lived in Vegas, I wondered if I would ever get a chance to see her, but fate is now bringing her to the Los Angeles area, and I was able to finally get with her. Once again, I am beholden to one of my TER brothers for the intro and the opportunity to meet Angel. Thanks, Doc...I'll never forget your entrance at that party with Angel on one arm and Dana on the other. The stuff legends are made of. :) Angel recently started spending some time in LA to prepare for her upcoming move here, and I happened to have some business in LA, so we were able to hook up. I could tell from our writing back and forth that she was mellow and easy to get along with, so I was at ease about our get together, even though I had fantasized about her for years. Her oral skills are well documented, and the memory of this sexy, lithe, feminine gazelle was burned into my mind from the night I met her back in 2005. I drove to LA with great anticipation, but unfortunately, I also was hella tired from having worked so much OT of late. When Angel met me at the security door of her hotel building, she confirmed her mellowness. She is super easy to get along with, just like meeting an old girlfriend who you can talk with anything about. We rode up the elevator to her room, and I drank in how sexy she is. Her pictures really don't do her justice. She has such a sweetly feminine energy that compliments the intelligence behind her eyes and makes her very pretty. She is in great shape, and she just flows through the rooms with the grace of a princess from a far away world. She also has the silkiest, softest long red hair, which I could run my hands through for hours. Lastly, she has beautiful eyes, which are often framed by glasses (which are a major turn on for me...I specifically asked her to wear them, as I love the bookish look!). Things were getting warm even before we left the elevator. We got to the room, and I was so tired from my week and the drive that I just wanted to put my arms around her for a while and feel her soothing touch. Again, it was just like being with an old girlfriend...she has such a soft, welcoming, healing embrace. I swear, I was so happy in her arms it was hard for me to stop and think about the rest of our time together, but Angel is way too sexy for that to happen. She eventually suggested that we take our embrace to the bed, and it wasn't long after that when she suggested we get more comfortable.

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6 Customer Reviews by MRSELFDESTRUCT

Megan Riley

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, July, 2014

Lacey Foxx

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, June, 2014

Ariel Amazing

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, January, 2014

Eve Alexander

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, May, 2011

Sexy Bexy

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, December, 2009

Angel Girl

Review by MRSELFDESTRUCT, November, 2008

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