SQUEEZYLABEEF is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 9 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.3 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Brittany Cherry / Leyla / Jasmine / Sabrina →
This is a fun one that worked out at the last minute before my flight out of Atlanta. She's well reviewed, beautiful and really special. Treat her well. VIP's read on. Non-VIP's just sit and wonder.
Read all reviews for Adriana Deville →
I had Adriana on my list for awhile now. So it worked out perfectly that she was coming into town the same time I was returning to the playing field after a brief hiatus. VIPs read on. Non VIPs just keep jerking it.
Read all reviews for Alyx →
Well this was a good one folks. I had to experience this beauty. I was impressed how she rose to the top of the Chicago ranks, so I had to see what the buzz was about. I drove into the city one chilly December night, prepped for excitement. Read on VIP's...
Read all reviews for Audrey Davis →
Oh man I've wanted to meet Audrey for a long time. Glad it finally worked out. Her assistant was great and made the plans come through in a pinch. I made it to her nice north side incall a little ahead of schedule and she was able to accomodate. Behind the door was a beautiful short hair blonde in hot push-up black lingerie. Very nice. Her hair is short which is well documented in her pictures. After a little kiss hello we made our way down to her love nest. We shared a glass of red wine which was very nice. A little heated dfk ensued. We broke for a few minutes so I could hop in the shower. I then walked out in my towel and then... Read on VIP's. Non-VIP's you poor poor bastards. Go get her. She is hot stuff.
Read all reviews for Christie L'Amour →
So one day I was bored at work and scouring the ads of the lovely ladies on p411 when I saw Christie’s. I spent a little while reading her info and saw that you could take pictures during your sessions with her. Cool!! I clicked on her link and saw the most amazing picture: her on her back, beautiful round succulent breasts with perky nipples pointing skyward. Fucking amazing. I had to have her. So I perused her website some more. HolyShit! Have you checked this out? Amazing! Talking about making my own porn video and cumming on her face and who knows where else and now I can’t think straight. What a beautiful world! Imagine me. An over faired long haired leaping gnome, being the star of a Hollywood movie. I called her after work and heard this sultry Latin voice. My juices were now flowing thinking I was gonna now fuck Sofia Vergara from “Modern Family” on camera! Holy shit! Who wouldn't want that? So the day arrived and I got to her luxury Chicago incall which was well equipped like a movie studio. We had decided on doing a 'doctor meets naughty nurse' themed porno. Let's call it the Physician Erection and And Fuckable Nurse Act. She had on a smoking hot Naughty Nurse outfit. I put on some scrubs and a white coat and we did a stupid opening scene I made up that would fit perfectly in an amateur skin flick. Come to think of it - this was one, minus the shitty music. Did you ever see the movie Zak and Miri Make a Porno? This was just as funny and bizarre but utterly arousing. Her cousin Giancarlo was filming the whole thing and taking still shots. (BTW he apparently does all kinds of interesting things with her as well if so desired. Check out the website.) We launched into DFK. I tore off my coat, she opened my scrub pants and found my... (Read on VIP's - nonVIP's the baby oil is in your closet, use your imagination)
Read all reviews for Tina Star →
Tina came to my hotel late one night. She’s a cute little spinner as everyone has attested to. I emailed her some ideas for our soiree and was anxious to see if it would be a go. Read on VIP’s. Non-vips you get left behind in the dust, again.
Read all reviews for Brie Michaels / Bree Anna Michele →
Bree came through for me in a pinch after another provider cancelled on me at the last minute. I’m greatly appreciative. I feel some trepidation writing this review. It may be perceived as being mean even though that is not its intent. I write this only to provide factual information that can be used by future clients so that everyone that visits Bree knows what they’re getting into. That makes a more pleasant experience for everyone. So please don’t look at this as insulting or hurtful. I’ll discuss first the not-so-good followed by the pretty-damn-good and I’ll try to pepper in some of my typical Squeezy lame-ass humor in the process. Read on VIP’s. Non-VIP’s, what can I say? You lose again. It’s getting kind of cliché.
Read all reviews for BeBeDoll →
I was in the mood for a true PSE experience. As far as I could tell from reviews, there may be some in Chicago as good as, but probably none better than Bebedoll. She also responded to a TER request of mine looking for early risers in the north burbs. Super! Read on VIP’s. Non-vip's, you continue to lose. Pay up!
Read all reviews for Haley St. James →
I met Haylee at a hotel near my house in Northbrook, IL. Standard 2 call system. She opened the door to reveal herself wearing a black shawl over some very suggestive black lacy lingerie showing off her tremendous tits with nipples showing - very nice! Nice black stilletos too. She was very short, approx. 5 feet and about 100 pounds like on her p411 ad. She was not heavy like some recent reviews have said. We finished the id check business, I set the envelope on the table. We walked over to the bed and then the action began. Good choice non-VIP's. VIP's read on...