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Lovely

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Oct 1, 2005

Review by SDLINGUIST, October, 2005

I saw her ad on Craig's List and imagined what she would be like. She advertises $150 an hour. I imagine that she would prove the old adage that you get what you pay for. In summary, she would be good for 3G service for a half hour. I wouldn't recommend her for anything else. This story begins with a phone call. She answers. We set up a time a couple hours later at a motel. After I arrive at the motel, she gives me the room number. I go up to see her. She is Caucasian, petite, and has a nice face and a slender figure. I think she is a natural blonde. She has a tattoo on her shoulder and thigh. I don't remember any piercings other than the ears. She has a slight roughness to her voice which I attributed to smoking. She met me at the door with a hug and a smile. The room had a smoky smell. I asked her if she smokes. She said yes, but the room smelled that way before she got there. She said she sprayed a fragrance in the room but couldn't get out the smell of cigarettes.

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Strawberry

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Dec 1, 2004

Review by SDLINGUIST, December, 2004

I may give up my efforts at fiction because other writers seem to have more active imaginations than I do. This is my literary submission: It was a dark and stormy night when I saw Strawberry's ad and read her reviews. I called her and scheduled an appointment for two hours later. She did the two-call routine, and her place was easy to find in Mission Valley. My guess is that Strawberry has gained a lot of weight in the last two months because she did not have an awesome figure as jr47 wrote. She is heavier than her pics. If she were a man, I'd say she has a beer gut. She should lose at least 40lbs. I debated whether or not to list her as Heavy or Very Fat under Build, but could still see her neck, so I guess she is merely Heavy. If that is to your taster, more power to you, but she is heavier than the average American woman her age. I have one last comment about her appearance. She is not 5'6. She is around 5'2 to 5'4. She is nice, not threatening at all, but she is too ghetto for my taste. She has a gold tooth, bad grammar, little education, etc. Her accent made me think she was from the South, but she is from St. Louis. Overall, I can't recommend Strawberry. Her performance was far less than what I expected from someone with 7s and 8s. She was also unprepared.

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Charli Angel

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Jul 1, 2004

Review by SDLINGUIST, July, 2004

I think the previous writers have more vivid imaginations than I do. My daydream began with a phone call, which she promptly answered. She said she provides sensual massage. We set up an appointment for a couple of hours later that afternoon. Two call deal. We met at a house in a residential neighborhood in the North County. Her roommate was there. She looked worse in person than in her photos. I thought she looked old and flabby. Her skin has seen too much sun. She is not a woman I would have given a second glance on the street. She does not deserve a 7, unless she had better makeup on than when I saw her. She led me to a bedroom, turned on some music, and told me to get comfortable.

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Celine

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May 1, 2003

Review by SDLINGUIST, May, 2003

This story begins with a call on a Friday morning. I was surprised she picked up. She spoke with a definite French accent, and we set up an appointment for a few hours later that afternoon. She asked me to call back 45 min. before the appointment for directions. Her condo is in Pacific Beach. She was wearing a sarong when she met me at the door. She had candles, incense, and soothing music playing. I needed some work on my stiff neck, and she had a neck brace attachment to her massage table for neck work. She is a certified masseuse, and she uses warm massage oil with her own blend of essential oils. The oil is unscented and not greasy.

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Emerald

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Oct 1, 2002

Review by SDLINGUIST, October, 2002

My tale begins w/a call to arrange a session about a half hour later in the afternoon. She said, $200 for full service. So much for LE check. I arrived 10 min. late at a Motel 6. She thought I wasn't going to show up. She met me at the door with nothing but a towel on and a hair rag. Her face was rougher in person than in her pic. She could stand to lose 15 - 20 lbs., but she doesn't look bad overall.

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6 Customer Reviews by SDLINGUIST

Lovely

Review by SDLINGUIST, October, 2005

Kayla / Cayla

Review by SDLINGUIST, May, 2005

Strawberry

Review by SDLINGUIST, December, 2004

Charli Angel

Review by SDLINGUIST, July, 2004

Celine

Review by SDLINGUIST, May, 2003

Emerald

Review by SDLINGUIST, October, 2002

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