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HARDYBASS

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3.9

3.888888888888889 out of 5 stars

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HARDYBASS is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 18 customer reviews with an average rating of 3.9 out of 5 stars.

18 Customer Reviews by HARDYBASS

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Nana

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4 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2022

Review by HARDYBASS, August, 2022

She is indeed the girl in the pictures but even better in person. I am a real sucker for a girl with straight dark hair (almost) down to her ass. Agency was easy to make appt since I have used them for years. Standard 2 call system to upscale Hotel that has been used in the past by MP. Got the OK to go up, waited in front of the door which didn't open. knocked. 30 sec. pass... knock again 1 min passes. Was about to text booker right when the door finally opened. Behind the door was a GND cutie. VIP's read on

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Aimer

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2 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2022

Review by HARDYBASS, August, 2022

Standard 2 call system for this agency which I have dealt with since it was under another name & location. Got the OK to go up to a hotel directly across the a old apartment complex this agency once used in Tysons. Went up and door opened with the girl in the photos, but she is NOT 4'8" more like 5'2" or so. Not the short girl I was hoping for. A very tight "hard body". VIP's read on.

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Mika

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4 out of 5 stars

Feb 1, 2022

Review by HARDYBASS, February, 2022

Another knock it out of the park for Moon Palace. Met at a newer higher end hotel in Fairfax. Standard 2 call system. I have used this service on a regular basis and had no problem getting an appointment. Went up and behind the door was a young (21) year old extremely cute Japanese girl that gave me a kiss and hug and seems happy to see me. VIP's read on.

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Zonomi

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5 out of 5 stars

Feb 1, 2022

Review by HARDYBASS, February, 2022

I have used this agency since they went by another name in FF. This was a new location for me, right across the street from where I saw LuLu in a Hotel. Standard 2 call system. Got the green light to go in. Apt was a little difficult to find, even though I had seen several Thai ladies in this same apartment building a few years ago. I was the first appointment on Zonomi's first day. I was a little skeptical when I saw her size and weight as it looked like she was much taller in the pictures. Arrived at the door and it opens right as I roll up to it. The familiar older Chinese gent greeted me. Off with the shoes and walked me to her door. WOW. I was blown away with this short little gem with a body that I only dream about. She speaks very good English, so no needs for a translator app. I recommend and I WILL REPEAT (and REPEAT... you got the point) Non VIPs book with confidence. VIPs... Read On.

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Luna

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4 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2022

Review by HARDYBASS, January, 2022

I have used this agency since it was in FF using another name so getting an appt was no problem at all. Standard 2 call system. Arrived and followed parking instructions, got code and walked over to apartment. Stood there for 30 seconds before door opened. Amazing looking women with accurate pics. Non VIPs book with confidence. VIPs read on.

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Miya

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3 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, December, 2021

I have used this agency for quite a while so getting an appt was no problem. Text booker and made appt for 1st appt next day. Arrived at a higher end hotel right off of FFC parkway and thought I might not be in the right place, but I was. Text booker i was here, got code and went up and followed instructions of knocking on the door. A very nice and short girl answered who was cute and a little shy. VIPs read on

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Momoko

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4 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, November, 2021

I have been a client of Moon Palace since way back (when they were Lotus Flowerz) and had been screened years ago. I have not had an appointment with them for about a month now, and this time when I made the appt I was asked my name and ethnicity... Ahhh HUH, WHAA?... Kind of caught me off guard with that request. Anyway I gave it and booked Momoko for 1 hour. Was texted a new address I was not familiar with. Location was a business park type place that also had residence. I was skeptical of of the photos AND the age listed. When I arrived, got the text for room number and went up. Young door man (not the young guy from months ago) let me in and showed me to her room. She opened the door and MUCH to my surprise, she is 100% the girl in the photos and is indeed 18 years old. She is much better looking than the photos. Non VIPs book with confidence. VIPs Read on

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Miss Pat

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4 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, September, 2021

A place a visit at random since the providers rotate every couple of weeks. This time it was borderline out of the park. Booked an hour session and got OK to go in right away. I will be repeating more than once with this girl. Because you never know what your gonna get, She is about 5' 5" VERY VERY cute face and body. She has very long straight brown hair almost down to her ass. That is how you will know you got the girl I am reviewing. as always YMMV

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Ami

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4 out of 5 stars

Aug 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, August, 2021

Had been eyeing Ami for a little bit and decided to see her. She is the girl in the pics but better looking when you take away the big eyes that the pics show. Standard 2 call system. Arrived right on time and got green light to come in. Door keypad is working now. Door opens without a knock and older Chinese guy leads me to bedroom. VIP's read on.

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Amber

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3 out of 5 stars

Jul 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, July, 2021

I am not sure it that was the same girl pictured in the listing (same pictures as previous provider named Samatha) Standard 2 call system. Amber has long flowing hair and is quite the looker. VIPs read on

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Sophia

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4 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, June, 2021

Sofia is a younger looking than she really is provider in the Tysons area. Text her and went thru simple verification and set up appt time. Location was a very familiar gated community where several other providers are. She did not have the gate code to buzz me in so I ended up waiting for a car to come thru and entering that way. I think its a shared apartment between several providers maybe? Got the apt number and went up and was very pleased with what I saw upon entering. The photos from her tryst webpage are professionally done and enhanced and are of her, but her adultlook page are much better and accurate of how she really looks. She is slim and works out at the gym. Firm body and awesome service. She is very sensual and has cute dimples when she smiles. Will recommend and will repeat. VIPs read on

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Miku

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3 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, June, 2021

So MP is one of my go to places for a while. Normally they have great eye candy that is above average. I text at 11am for a appointment for Yoyo because of the reviews I read and wanted to catch her before she left. Booker text back a minute later. Appt was set for 2pm. Arrived a few mins early, had a wait 3-4 mins. Got OK to come in. The younger guy normally who is there was not there. The older (45'ish) gentleman who I used to see from last year whom I had dealt with many times was overseeing things this visit. I entered the bedroom and the girl was Miku NOT Yoyo. I wanted to see both but Yoyo before she left. Yoyo had already gone. I felt a like I got the bait and switch here. VIP's read on.

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Sonya / Seda

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4 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, June, 2021

Saw her ad on Eros and looked up to see if she was legit and she indeed is. She is Thai, and the girl in the pictures, especially the pictures were she is wearing a bra and blue jeans. The other pictures make her look old, but does not look old in person at all. Text her and got a late replay along with apology since it took so long. Made an appt for mid afternoon same day. Got to hotel and text her I was here, got room number and behind the door was a very cute little Thai women with a spinner body. I smiled. I grinned. VIPs read on.

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Coco

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4 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, May, 2021

the pictures of Coco are accurate, but a fair amount of "Galmour touch" filtering was done. She is short with brown hair with a few blonde streaks and had a nice rack. Very skinny waist line and a little bit of a big ass but I like 'em bone thin. Standard 2 call system. Got the green light and had a good time. She wants to make sure you are happy. I briefly met the other girl (I asked to see her) who I will see next time (see more details about other girl below) VIP's you want to read what I have to say! The company business model has changed to only the 60 minute sessions get GFE now. If you book a 30 min session you will not get GFE, for what its worth...

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Wendy

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3 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, April, 2021

I have used this agency which is one of my long time favorites. Almost all of the time the talent find seems to be top line. Mmmm,... not so much this visit. Standard 2 call system. Arrived on time and was asked to wait as previous client had arrived late. Thought it would have been nice to let me know that before pulling in the parking lot. After 10-15 min wait, got green light and entered the apartment. the man in the apartment took temp and asked to remove shoes (standard) which I did. Entered bedroom to see a cute young lady that I questioned if it was the girl in the photos. She was not the very petite young spinner girl on the website. Maybe old pictures? She was about 15 lbs more than the photos and wearing black bra and panties.... And a COVID mask... and then things went... VIPs read on

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Anna / Brianna

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5 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2021

Review by HARDYBASS, April, 2021

I must disagree with the original reviewer on a few things. I have seen Anna almost a dozen times with another agency. That is 100% her in the photos. There is a little iPhone filtering happening on the face, but that is her. A beautiful little petite K-Girl. This Agency which I have used for a while just seems to get better and better talent lately. Standard 2 call system in a very nice and safe complex. Clean quarters and once again, I left wanting more. Highly recommended and I repeat again and again! Guys... Run, don't walk for this one.... You'll thank me later!

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Zauria

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5 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2020

Review by HARDYBASS, November, 2020

I agree with pretty much everything the other reviewer has said about Zauria. I thought this was too good to be true, but after reading the review, I thought I would give it a shot. The pictures are 100% her and very accurate. she is smokin hot for sure Run, don't walk, to this girl fellas... VIP's read on for details

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KiKi

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2020

Review by HARDYBASS, May, 2020

Decided to take a chance and go for it. Light screening which went smooth. Typical 2 call system. Nice clean apartment in a high end area. Got the code and arrived at designated apartment. She was right on time. She is authentic Thai Greeted in a sexy top and jean shorts with a smile and hug. Moved to the bedroom, VIP's read on...

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