BONEDOGGY

Apr 1, 2007

Review by BONEDOGGY, April, 2007

I decided to call Miss Kennedy to book a tee time for mid afternoon. She informed me that her favorite course is way out in East Bumfuk, more commonly know as Conyers. Well, given that she has some of the most reasonable greens fees around, I figured I'd save the planet another day, and burnt up several gallons of petrol just to get the chance to play these 18 holes. Kennedy told me that no membership was required, as this is a public golf course (another way of saying minimal screening). Unfortunately, as with many public courses that have shown some wear and tear, I was directed to a dilapidated remnant of a motel, complete with bullet hole in the window. About 10 minutes past our tee time, my golf instructor finally pulled up. Things were further delayed due to Kennedy being locked out of her room. Bummer. As she strolled down to the office to complain, I couldn't help but be encouraged by her absolutely smokin' hot body. Boner. This dichotomy seemed to be a harbinger of things to come.