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SCHMUYA is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 18 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.1 out of 5 stars.

18 Customer Reviews by SCHMUYA

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Billie

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4 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2012

Review by SCHMUYA, April, 2012

I have seen her ads for a while and considering seeing her. Billie is not the type of girl that I would normally be seen with but that I have fantasized a lot about. She is pierced and tattooed but really seems cool. Getting in touch with her and then meeting with her only confirmed my image of her. She is very easy to get along with and gives a great massage in a very nice environment. Bilie is easy to get ahold of and provides a good service. VIPs read on. Non-VIPS she is worth seeing. A lot of others out there like her but she should fit the roster of top massage providers. She provides both a stimulating and a relaxing time even if you have to take things into your own hands to eventually feel that last bit of relief that can make you feel so good.

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Annette / Tess

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5 out of 5 stars

Mar 1, 2012

Review by SCHMUYA, March, 2012

I had seen Tess in the past but not for a long time. She creates a soothing atmosphere with the typical protocol of asking you to get comfortable and then returning to the room. Tess is often very difficult to get in touch with. Her voicemail is typically full so you can't leave a message. Her massage is one of the best and will put a smile on your face so its worth the effort.

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Avery

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4 out of 5 stars

Mar 1, 2012

Review by SCHMUYA, March, 2012

I had emailed Avery after seeing her ad on BP. She does not connect by phone. We set up a time for the next day and I met her at her nice incall. She was cute in her pics with what appeared to be a hot body and in person was the same but maybe hotter than her pics. She was a little quiet but friendly and invited me in to get comfortable. She gave a nice massage and I left quite relaxed. Probably will check out others before returning. Overall a nice time but nothing to special .

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Stevie

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4 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2011

Review by SCHMUYA, June, 2011

I had seen her ads and emailed her. Stevie provided additional photos and looked hot so I took the plunge. I met her at her incall location and got comfortable. I had seen other massage providers at this same location so I was not surprised at the services. I had hoped for more but no luck. Stevie provides a grate massage. She is quite attractive and easy to talk to and get along with. I may be back but have other masseuses that I would like to see before returning.

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Charlie

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4 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2011

Review by SCHMUYA, June, 2011

I saw Charlie's ad on BP and was very curious. She only communicates via email, which was alright, but did make scheduling a little difficult. I don't always check my email account and missed a couple spots, since she fills appointments very quickly. She did email some other photos and I was even more intrigued by her. Finally I was able to set an appointment with her. She has a nice incall and gave me directions. She called me before to make sure that things were still okay for the appointment. Charlie met me at her place right on time and I was floored by how pretty she was. VIPs read on. I WILL be back, though her services might not fit the bill for most others.

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Jenny

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4 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2011

Review by SCHMUYA, May, 2011

Got a tip from someone to try Jenny and glad I did. Her pics do not represent her. I know that this has been said many times before only to be disappointed when you show up, but this time it was for real. She is quite a bit thinner than pics. She works a decent incall location and I needed a good rubdown. Jenny was not very prompt and didn't answer her phone when I called several times. I was ready to give up when she finally showed. I am very glad that I stuck around. I will be back for sure

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Phoebe

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4 out of 5 stars

Apr 1, 2011

Review by SCHMUYA, April, 2011

Here is a visit, that I was expecting something nice and got more than I anticipated. Phoebe has always been on my radar, but I never got around to calling her. Finally, I decided that the day had arrived and I had no problems arranging to meet her at her nice incall. She shares space with another masseuse but she wasnt around at the time. Too bad. I would have liked to see what she looked like. Phoebe immediately puts you at ease when you come into her sparsely furnished place. We chatted for a bit and then she offered to let me use the bathroom if I needed. She provided some water and then I got comfortable on the futon on the ground. She provides a very nice massage and I will likely return. VIPs read on.

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Kristie

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2 out of 5 stars

Mar 1, 2011

Review by SCHMUYA, March, 2011

I had seen someone else's recent review and this reminded me that I hadn't reviewed her yet. I thought that it was worth posting. I had seen some good reviews on her and her pics looked nice so I thought that I would check her out. It was easy to schedule and met her at a so-so motel in a near north suburbl. It had a small lobby that was actually pretty busy and I felt a little uncomfortable about this. Typical two call system but she answered quickly and told me which room. Had to ride up in the rickety elevator with 3 other people who got off on same floor. There were a lot of cleaning and this had me concerned as well. Got to the room and there was another person there who Kristie said would go into the bathroom. Kristie looks nothing like her pics. Not my type. Many other good reviews so she definitely appeals to others. Maybe this was another provider that works with her and was standing in for her or somethin. I won't repeat but as I said other hobbyist seem to like her looks and services. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

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Jillian Jackson

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2011

Review by SCHMUYA, January, 2011

I had seen all the great reviews about Jillian and had to meet her. It took a while because she is in high demand and she has other things in life going on. She is a beautiful, smart, friendly, sensual, accommodating woman. She is mature to be sure but because of that she clearly knows how to treat a man. We met close to her incall and she led me back to a very nice location. Once inside she made me feel comfortable. We started with a little conversation to get aquainted intermixed with some light caressing and touching and occassional LFK. Things progressed from there. Jillian was worth the wait.

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Tiffany / Andrea

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4 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2010

Review by SCHMUYA, December, 2010

Tiffany is a super hot chick. She is still relatively new to the business and friendly but not a GFE type of interaction. She delivers an average massage but has some extras that make the trip worthwhile. One of her best attributes is how easy it is to get ahold of her and set up an appointment on short notice. I have seen her a couple times now and will continue to see her.

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Heather

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5 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2010

Review by SCHMUYA, June, 2010

I have seen Heather several times, though each time under a different name. She has moved around a bit but always gives a great sensual massage. I highly recommend her services if you are in need of a superb massage and a memorable experience. VIPS read on.

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Kristy Made

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4 out of 5 stars

Jun 1, 2010

Review by SCHMUYA, June, 2010

I was visiting Vegas on business and thought that I would try my luck with the local providers since I wasn't having any luck in the casino. It was fairly easy to get ahold of Kristy. I was really pumped up to see her after reading reviews and seeing her pics on her ad. She was late and I was expecting this after reading the other reviews. I was looking for a real spinner type body and was a little disappointed. Still she was very attractive and she knew that I found her very hot by the bulge in my pants. VIPs read on...

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Ashley Rose / Kristen Rose / Greenly

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5 out of 5 stars

May 1, 2010

Review by SCHMUYA, May, 2010

I saw several reviews and decided to see if she was available. Kristen is smoking hot in her pictures and in real life. She is here from out of town and not sure how long she will be here in the Twin Cities, so you better try and see her while you can. She was prompt, friendly, hot, and sexy. As the saying goes, treat her right.

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Jenny Syn

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4 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2009

Review by SCHMUYA, September, 2009

OMG!! Jenny has a body for Syn. Super hot and exactly like in her pics. We had a lot of trouble setting up our appointment, but we finally connected and met at my hotel. She was a little late due to traffic, but I had no immediate plans other than losing a lot of money at the tables, so she probably saved me a few $. When she showed up at my hotel, I thought that I had died and gone to heaven. After that night, I am sure that I am headed the other direction when I die.

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Tawny Brie

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5 out of 5 stars

Sep 1, 2009

Review by SCHMUYA, September, 2009

I was visiting Sin City and planned to hook up with a couple providers during my stay. I was having as much trouble at the tables as I was meeting the ladies. Finally, I was able to check in with Tawny and I am glad I did. She is a hotty that likes to please and has mad skills. Tawny is open to most things and takes directions well. Non-VIPS, I will repeat when in Vegas

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Brittany

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5 out of 5 stars

Jan 1, 2009

Review by SCHMUYA, January, 2009

Brittany is more expensive than most, but she is one of the nicest, smartest providers out there. She is also, easily one of the most beautiful I have ever seen (and I have seen a lot). She has a really cool loft where we met. She immediately put me at ease and then gave one of THE best massages out there. Definitely a repeat.

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Charlotte

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2 out of 5 stars

Dec 1, 2008

Review by SCHMUYA, December, 2008

Her site is very intriguing and while I don't mind a goth look hers is a bit different. I love redheads and petite ones at that, but she needs to update her site. Pics are old. Her hair is now very punk-like and not to my tastes at all. Charlotte has also gained weight. Service was very good though, but I won't repeat again.

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Mandy

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3 out of 5 stars

Nov 1, 2008

Review by SCHMUYA, November, 2008

I was visiting Chicago on a trip and found The Downtown Lady's ads. Tried to see Olivia, but she was not available. Glad I took the second option of Mandy. She got to my upscale hotel and we had a good time. For non-VIP, I might repeat, but not sure. There are too many fish in the see.

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