Kimber Bell
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Review by PETER-BRUEGEL, December, 2024
Too Long Introduction I’d seen Kimber’s ad for a while, but had never pulled the trigger before because the thought of driving out to The Valley for someone I’ve yet to meet didn’t appeal to me. I figured she was probably legit based on a review I saw of her somewhere. On a whim, I texted her to ask when she would be in Anchorage next and if we could meet for an hour in-call. She said it was something she could do the following evening. But first, some light screening. The screening process was pretty painless. I texted her my age, physical description, and some general—but not too specific—personal information. She asked for a brief phone call to get a better sense of what I’m like, which I was happy to do because it affords me the chance to do the same. We then agreed on a date and general time for our first meeting. On the day we were supposed to meet, she texted to cancel a few hours before our appointment. Somehow, I expected this to happen, so I was neither surprised nor upset. She was apologetic but said she would be unavailable for the remainder of the week. I shrugged it off and went on with my life. The following week, as I was lying on my couch, half-asleep and digesting a big meal, I heard the Bat Phone ‘ping’. It was Kimber. She was in town and wanted to know if I still wanted to meet. After some back-and-forth, she convinced me to meet her in public that night. I’m glad I did. First Impressions We met in public, where we ended up hanging out for over an hour. She was fresh from the tanning salon and was wearing minimal makeup (which I like). Her pictures don’t show her face very well, but she was prettier than I expected. She had nice teeth, pretty eyes, and dark, wavy hair, which reminded me of the kind of woman you see painted on the side of a Minoan vase. Surprisingly, she was more muscular than I had imagined—catching me off guard but in a good way. I can’t decide whether it’s Alaska Country Girls or Bronze Age Maidens that I have a thing for, but she’s a little bit of both. As we chatted, she gave me a free look at her assets (several looks, actually). We flirted a bit, but kept it tame. To say this girl is not shy would be an understatement. After our hangout, I escorted her back to her car, and she gave me a ride back to mine. Fast forward to meeting up at her hotel. When we got up to the room, I excused myself to grab some ice so she could freshen up the place. Upon my return, she was still fixing herself up. I grabbed a drink and settled on the couch as we chatted about random stuff. I recall her saying that she really enjoys giving head and asked if I preferred pink or red lipstick. I opted for pink because red lipstick reminds me of Ronald McDonald.