Sage
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Review by RENNIE21, February, 2018
Funny, beautiful, smokin' hot. Perfect body (as far as I'm concerned). Especially dat-butt. Easy-going, likes ice cream and down to earth. But enough about me... (jk). Sage is totally one-of-a-kind: * A bit "that sweet funny girl next door you used to have a crush on, but lost touch of" * A tad Eva Green unrelenting, raw sexiness * A hint of Sarah-Connor, "I'm a sexy badass but it's because I gotta be" * A touch of Xenia Onatopp, "holy shit, this might be too good to be true" * maybe 1% Blanche Devereaux from Golden Girls (JOKING, sorry Sage. There is no Blanche). * and a eensy bit GoT, Hobbiton, fantasy nerd... There is an air of adventure/fantasy/imagination about her, but still down to earth, quick-witted and fun. This is the first review I'm writing and am not yet a VIP, so I can't see what everyone else's is like. I'm not very experienced with these types of things (the reviews and experiences with providers), and to be honest I seem to find ways to be super awkward even in comfortable situations... but in the end, Sage took Incredible care of me. Whether you're a total geek or some kind of monster-dick don juan, I think Sage has you covered. Expect to have extreme difficulty finding anyone else like her!