HAPPYHUMPER007 is a verified reviewer on Top Ten Reviews who has written 29 customer reviews with an average rating of 4.1 out of 5 stars.
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Read all reviews for Jess →
Jess is a smoke show, no bout a doubt it!!! She met me at the door and we had a good time chatting and getting to know each other. Very sexy lady and i had a good time. I recommend!
Read all reviews for Rosemary →
Rosemary met me at the door of her studio she shares with others - I've been there before so no issues. Supper chill provider, with skills. A bit on the chatty side but I didn't mind. YMMV but i'll be back.
Read all reviews for Lisa →
Saw Lisa's reviews on TER and was intrigued. I called, she answered, I was in her shop that afternoon. Met at the door by a mature provider in decent shape. Non-vips = Lisa is very nice, and does a good job. I will probably return.
Read all reviews for Lucy Scott →
Met Lucy at her I call in uptown. Easy parking midday. Referred by a cute lil spinner - nice :) I had a great time with Lucy - she’s built to please and will definitely return!
Read all reviews for Drake →
Called Drake to set up our encounter - got back to me fast and was able to schedule the next day. Not the girl in the pics - better :) Met me at the door, good looking younger blonde..... might be new but knows what she's doing. Has a bit of a rule list but still fun - VIP's read on, to the rest lets say i'll definatly be back!
Read all reviews for Maleah →
Maleah had an add with a phone number only ........ I don't usually see ladies that don't have email addresses and I couldn't find any reviews, but it was late and I needed a release to I decided to toftt. Big mistake. Met her at her apartment front door after buzzing and waitng 5 minutes in the cold. Showed up at the door and lead me to her room where she proceeded to collect my money up front, then WAY underperform. Bad provider, Bad service - you've been warned!!
Read all reviews for Sailor / Chelsee →
Made an appointment via Chelsees scheduler whos was condescending and not very pleasant. But finally got a time that would work and made my way down to see her. Glad I hung in there as Chelsee is a real treat! Be warned, she does have tattoos...... if you can get past them (not a big deal for me) her massage was everything her add promised and then some. Non VIP's - i'll be back :)
Read all reviews for Tori →
Tori gave me directions to her spot in uptown - I've been to a place nearby so I was comfortable fro mthe get go. Lots of free parking nearby. Tori had me come up early as I was there early and she finished her last client early - double bonus! I walked into her apartment, she was standind in her room - told me she had a cancellation and could do 60 minutes - I was actually ok with the 30 min special, but then I looked at her and said "alrighty then" . VIPs can read on but Tori is a repeat for me - she has all the tools that make for a good time.
Read all reviews for Maddie →
Be aware - I took one for the team here guys - texted her and she gave me a rate for FS....... I’m like wait a second I’m not looking to get laid - so I asked her for her massage rate. Thought it was steep but figured she must be good. WRONG - went to her apartment and called her once I arrived. She came down in about 5 minutes while I waited at the top of the steps. She was attractive enough...... She had a dog that was in its kennel covered. Nice atmosphere. The dog moving around between her phone ringing. Half assed oil rub - will NOT return and for the first time ever I almost asked for my money back.
Read all reviews for Brittany →
Found Brittany on a Monday morning - emailed, she got right back to me and set up an appointment for later that morning. Got to her place and she was very friendly. Showed me the bathroom and said she'd be waiting. Nice looking girl. Walked into the room she was wearing yoga pants and a loose shirt - looked hot. She had been on vacation and i was her first appointment in awhile. Brittany started the massage - non VIPs I would have to say she's fairly inexperienced .... not too much of a connection - i got what i came for - may repeat.
Read all reviews for Devin Lane →
I have seen Devin before, very nice and is a master at her craft. Met me at the door wearing a white corsette and a robe. I knew i was in for a good time. Non-vips go see her!
Read all reviews for Kendal →
Was looking for something different - found Kendals add and sent her an email. She fired an email right back - before you knew it i was on my way! Location is in an apartment building - fairly discreet, lots of people coming and going, i think you kind of blend in. I texted Kendal when i got there, she texted back - meet me at the door! As i walked up to the door i was met by this engaging godess of a woman! Totally out of place for her surroundings - i followed her back to her apt - she asked if i needed to use the bathroom, and told me to go to her room when i was done. Non-VIPs i will say she was special treat - gorgeous - not the girl in the pictures - BETTER. I will repeat!
Read all reviews for Chrissy →
Met Chrissy at her incall in the South Metro - she is HOT. She knows it - lol, which is fine. She had me come in and disrobe while she left, she wasn't gone long and the fun began. VIP i will return.
Read all reviews for Lainey →
I've seen Lainey for a long time - very sweet, nurturing. Actually my all time fave :) She works out of a nice place downtown. Near lots of hustle and bustle so you can come and go without anyone noticing or caring. Clean, safe, whats not to like? Lainey has a way about her .... shejust kinda comes up and snatches your heart. Shes a good one guys, i highly recommend.
Read all reviews for Anja →
Anja does all her scheduling and contact via email - just the way i like it! She's quick to respond to questions and will send you a couple hot pics if you ask. She works out of a cool spot in uptown - one that ive visited before, very safe and comfortable with a nice vibe. I tend to be a bit paranoid about discretion and the hustle and bustle of the area makes coming and going virtually un-noticable. I like! Parking is fine and always can find a spot - just plan ahead if its rush hour. Anja answers the buzzer quickly and you walk up to her nice condo, watching that luscious ass all the way - damn i love that walk, and being an ass man, Anja doesn't disappoint!! You'll have to spring for the VIP if you want to hear what happens inside but - i highly recommend this sweetheart - i have and will continue to return for more of her special kinda magic :)
Read all reviews for Selena / Isabela →
I met Isabela at the entry - nice smile, took the elevator up. Nice girl, i think she does this for a living, so i don't really think its her passion. But she delivers and i had a good time. non VIP's, if you don't expect to have your socks knocked off with sensuality shes great - nice to talk to and gives a decent massage. I'll probably go back as her body type is my fave.
Read all reviews for Jadea →
I was on my way home and traffic sucked so I decided to get off the freeway and do something more relaxing till traffic died down. Last minute hunt of back-page, my lovely ATF wasn't available so I emailed a couple nice looking candidates and waited in the uptown area for a reply. Jadea replied quickly and was running a valentines special! My lucky day! Now I've seen Jadeas adds before and have been tempted but she didnt have many reviews and after a bad experience I swore off ever seeing another provider without reviews .......... of course until now! I knew it was short notice and I probably couldn't be overly picky, I felt fairly comfortable with my choice because of her location ........ the same building as my ATF and I've seen a few others there with pretty decent results. Savannah has a body on the thnner side, but an ass that goes BOOM!!! Ya, I was a drooling fool as she lead me back to her room. NON-VIP'S Give her a try, she's fairly new to the massage game, but is a former dancer and knows what shes doing! I highly recommend!
Read all reviews for Cougar / Natalia Breeze →
Been watching Natalias adds for some time, decided to give her a shot as the more i do this i find i like a more seasoned provider. Met her at the door with a smile at a place ive seen others successfully. Based on reviews i knew it was going to be a nice time and Natalia didn't dissappoint. Nice time would definately recommend!
Read all reviews for Lena →
Ok - no reviews on this one - if any of you guys have ever read my reviews in the past you might notice im quite often first as im a bit of a gambler :) I don't mind TOFTT..... its only money, right? Tried to schedule an appointment with Lena a couple times - she has a busy schedule, with lots of return regulars. Im a short notice kind of guy so i kept striking out.... Lena is a sweetheart and encouraged me to keep trying! Saturday our stars aligned and I got lucky and was able to squeeze in a 45 min.... i was late due to traffic - Lena was very gracious and changed it to a 30 minute. Nice convenient location, in a business mall - im super cautious about being discreet and found her location safe and low key. Lena opened the door as i approached her incall - my first reaction was wow - no way this lady is 50. 45 or less all day long.... pretty smile, great attitude. NON- VIPS - No worries with this one boys - definitely a keeper and a bargain at that. I'd come back for her massage skills alone - you will definitely leave happy. Highly recommend!
Read all reviews for Juliette →
Scheduling was pretty easy after giving a couple references. Was told to buzz at the entry and not to be early - i buzzed at my exact start time, took awhile for her to buzz me up. I got to her door and stood there for about 5 minutes wtf? She finally let me in and appologized said she was in the shower. Cute girl, great body tight ass but her service was lacking so i wont repeat. NON Vips if you like cute young girls and you are ok with them not being very engaged, shes worth a shot. If not, i know theres better out there for the money.
Read all reviews for Bella →
Saw an add for Bella and she was having a special - made arrangments to see her via her crabby scheduler. Bella has A nice spot, safe, discreet. In St.Small which is nice cuz its close to my work! I had a decent time with Bella so i'd consider returning.
Read all reviews for Ella →
I've been interested in seeing ella for quite some time, finally schedules aligned. Ella is a pro, definately a ymmv type of girl but i guarantee if you are respectful and treat her right, she will return the favor! I highly recommend!
Read all reviews for Kendal →
Emailed Kendal at the last minute (which is kind of how i roll) even though her reviews are less than stellar, she promised they were wrong and would prove it to me if i came. She was available and i was horny, so i thought wtf its only money. She's got a nice spot Downtown, low key easy street parking. Non VIPs Kendal comes off a bit aloof but i think thats just her way ....... get her in the massage room and if you treat her nice, she warms up quick! I'll be back and yes, I recommend!
Read all reviews for Carlin →
Found Carlins review and sent her an email. She got back to me super fast and set up a time for the next day. She has a super nice apartment in Mpls. Sent her an email when i got there, she gave me her apt. # and i went up. Carlin met me at the door in a pair of yoga pants and a tight shirt - first thing that came to mind? Nice choice! She is super pretty and has a body i couldn't wait to see!! Non-Vips i highly recommend!
Read all reviews for Jessa →
Found this one on an urge from down below! Last minute, so keep that in mind when you read this review. Nice girl, not the one in the add, but still a fair representation. Its an agency downtown, never been to this building before, and likely won't again. Lots of people coming and going and you need to use a code (which she gave me the wrong one) in order to get in. She never offered the lapdance she advertised, you likely need to ask, i didn't so there ya go! VIP's read on but she was pretty hot and i left happy, i'd see her again in a different location.
Read all reviews for Ariel / Minnie →
Was able to get in to see Minnie on a Saturday on fairly short notice. I arrived at her in call on time and was asked to wait in one of the other providers rooms ..... weird. Once she showed up she was nice and had me come in and get comfortable. Non - VIP's your massage may vary but I think there are others out there that give a better experience. I won't be back.
Read all reviews for Kimmy →
I was jonesin for a last minute massage after a long day at the office, I got lucky and Kimmy was available. She is sweet, fun, relaxing and sexy all bundled up in a sexy lil vixen! Lots of personality and loves her job! Just what the Dr. asked for! I'll be back!
Read all reviews for Lexi →
Had my eye on Lexi's adds for quite awhile but I don't like to use my cell to set up appointments! After about 5 attempts to get her to respond to my email, I finally gave in and called. She picked up right away and is so sweet on the phone I just had to see her asap. She is VERY popular and I wasn't able to get in till the following week. Worth the wait! Lexi is a real sweetheart that knows how to please. Non-Vips other than making me lay on her table for about 20 minutes naked waiting for her to come back in, I highly recommend!
Read all reviews for Cami →
Second time I've seen Cami, she is a real sweetheart! Likes to talk and that's ok with me. She is a fun and funny girl! When its time to be serious she knows what she's doing........... Cami looks a lot like Mila Kunis - I definitely recommend!